Dagger Dick

A long, thick, pointy penis/dick that is really good for hitting your g-spot

Gimme that dagger dick

by LocalVocabulary January 29, 2019

Brick Dick

Very old and crusty dicks that are extremely hard and red

"I tool my sugar daddy to bed and when I pulled down his pants he had brick dick."

by Abortion69420 December 19, 2019

Dick hair

1.

In context, the term "dick hair" is used in a literal sense to reference any hair that is on your body as a result of puberty (meaning underarm or facial hair does technically count as dick hair) but more importantly, it's used figuratively as a point of reference to a persons age, and their implied level of wisdom and experience.

2. Used as an exploitive, non-literal sense, specifically when saying "Bruh, you're trippin', man. You're smoking dick hair." This is essentially another way to say that the person is on bullshit, or out of their mind.

1. "Come talk to me when you grow some dick hair, little man."

2. "Dude must have been smoking dick hair, I don't know what his problem is."

by JustLik3Me February 16, 2025

Riri's dick

Unless many think, Marie is a top. Their dick is quite enormous, massive and humongus. Anyone would bottom for them.

"Oh my god I just had the best night of my life with Riri's dick!"
"No way I'm jealous!"

by ririgotthetoppestdickever February 20, 2023

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

dick harder than a coconut

a pickup line for when you are trying to complement a Homo sapiens(male)

“oh boi your dick harder than a coconut”

by aaron phuas tight shirt January 9, 2021

Nigga dick

A huge cock 7+ inches (usually from a nigga)

daquavion: how was your night with quandarius
tyrone: it was great i gave him this big ass nigga dick

by suckky weiner May 29, 2022