Dick Swatter

A large wooden mallet used for the crushing of the penis and/or balls

My wife used the dick swatter on me last night. I came so fast.

by ObamasBestFriend September 17, 2023

dick-jumper

A girl who gets another boyfriend immediately after the breakup with her previous boyfriend.

Dude, can you believe Laura is already with that guy Marcus. She and Tommy literally broke up yesterday. She’s such a dick-jumper.

by anonymous September 27, 2021

The Dirty Dick Devontè

When performing anal sex, just before climax the male member pulls out and ejaculates into his partners mouth. Who then transfers the load into his anal cavity. Where he then evacuates the load into the females vagina

It was Mary and I's one year anniversary so I treated here to The Dirty Dick Devontè.

by Dirty Dick Dangler Daniel the August 20, 2016

Dick Dial

When you accidentally call someone when your phone is in the front pocket.

“Is this a booty call?”

No, my bad. It was dick dial!

by Ctoff February 17, 2024

Coke Bottle Dick

Coke Bottle Dick is when a guys dick is the same width, Length and shape of a 20oz coca cola bottle.

I cant wait to see my boyfriend later, Hes gonna give me that coke bottle dick tonight!

by ChiSeaPeaChi February 11, 2024

Stranger Dick

When you going through a hard time with your wife. And you have to get in shape loose a little weight. Then you fuck you wife like she’s never been fucked before. To just let her know that it’ll be alright if she wants to leave you.

Bitch, last night the hubby and I had the best sex we have had in years! It was like fucking a stranger dick!

by Guac Poppin February 2, 2024

Dick

Any group of more than one donkeys

“Did you guys see the dicks on that dick over there? “ Yea I did! That was a huge dick of huge dicks!”

by Nybrok January 5, 2021