My five

My blood

That be my five

by YungboiNBA April 28, 2024

Super nigga in my sleep

This is the most epic and important phenomenon of our world's latest era, you need to smoke weed before going to sleep and pray to the nigger that lives under your house and then go to sleep with your bare ass exposed, you can have a blanket over you but you need to expose your bare ass so super nigga can come in your sleep and fuck you until your ass is sore.

Super nigga: *I appear in front of you and fuck your ass repeatedly without mercy*
You: Oh yesss... You are my super nigga in my sleep!!!

by SuperNiggerInYourSleepSuperNig April 28, 2024

Why is there a bat flying around my house?

BECAUSE YOUR BATMAN !!!

Why is there a bat flying around my house?
Bat should bite if your not batman

by Djdfrapp April 28, 2024

Oh my Gyatt

When you are overwhelmed with gyatt that you just got to say it.

“Oh my gyatt!! I can’t believe it!”

by MATTYB08 April 29, 2024

riff my bits

add to my jokes in the moment to make them funnier

Why didn't you riff my bits? Everyone laughed, but they would have died if you chimed in.

by scatrmind April 30, 2024

GET-OFF-MY-LAWNMOVER3000

GET-OFF-MY-LAWNMOVER is a lawnmover that is armed with guns bazookas miniguns and much more you name it!

RUN!! THIS GUY HAS A GET-OFF-MY-LAWNMOVER3000

by fanum facts May 1, 2024

tear rolling down my thigh

your girl js came nd it rolled down her thighs.

x: insert shirtless pic
y: there's a tear rolling down my thigh

by luvvkim May 1, 2024