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swear to my days

A dramatic, semi-ironic oath meaning “I swear this is true on my entire lived experience,” often used when someone wants extra credibility but knows they’re being a little theatrical about it. Stronger than “I swear to God,” softer than selling your soul. Common in arguments, storytelling, or moments when disbelief is imminent.

Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.

Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha
“Swear to my days, that Wi-Fi was working five minutes ago.”

“Swear to my days I did not touch your food.”

“Bro, swear to my days this code compiled yesterday.”
by tiredofswearingtodays December 24, 2025
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my father

someone who is greater than you...
I would never pay forty dollars for a night with Mary, but my father would...
by jayg244 December 24, 2025
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My Love

Hey, listen, baby, I don't wanna ruin your plan (Nah)
But if you got a man, try to lose him if you can
'Cause the girls worldwide throw they hands up high
When they wanna come and kick it with a stand-up guy
You don't really wanna let the chance go by
'Cause you ain't been seen with a man so fly
And, babe, with friends, so fly,

I hate to have to cancel my vacation, so you can't deny
I'm patient, but I ain't gon' try (Nah)
You don't come, I ain't gon' die
Hold up, what'd you mean, you can't go? Why? (Why?)
Me and your boyfriend, we ain't no tie (Uh-uh)
You say you wanna kick it when I ain't so high (Man...)

I swear I will
St. Bart's, Anguilla, anywhere I chill (Nice)
Just bring with me a pair, I will (C'mon)
See, all I want you to do is be my love (So don't give away)
My love (So don't give away)
My love (So don't give away)
Ain't another woman that could take your spot
My love (So don't give away)

Ain't another woman that could take your spot, my love
Girl, my love, my love
My love for irony is as tragic as it is self deprecating
by Knowledge Speaks December 24, 2025
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My nans a hotel

Pretending ur gonna do something, it’s a reference to a song where they pretend to go into a car they didn’t own
Guy: told her I was gonna block every girl for her 😂 my nans a hotel
by Ezinio December 26, 2025
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B on my neck

noun / phrase
Usually a cry for help. A coded or slang phrase used to hint that someone is experiencing physical abuse from their boyfriend, often referencing visible marks on the neck. The phrase is sometimes used to avoid directly saying what’s happening, especially around friends or online.
“People noticed the marks and knew something was wrong when she said she had a ‘B on my neck.’”
by bonmyneck December 29, 2025
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stop fucking my back

when someone is always annoying you.
matthew stop fucking my back!”
by dipshitter January 3, 2026
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Quincy k till my bones decay

Quincy k till my bones decay (or just Quincy K) is a racist phrase towards Quincies in a game on Roblox called Type Soul
Me: *see's quincy*
Me: *knocks quincy*
Me: "QUINCY K TILL MY BONES DECAY"
quincy: "fuck you"
by Zaherb April 1, 2024
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