my ass

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it os a assa . my ass

by h0bo October 1, 2020

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Oh my lol

When something is so funny you need to declare it. Sometime you will hear a Gen Z or even a millennial say “LOL” or “lol”. Oh my lol implies that but with a little more efficacy.

Did you just hear that our MP has been described as having the shelf life of lettuce?
Oh my lol, I heard that! She’s getting shredded!

by Bah Zah October 14, 2022

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I feel from our beginning till now.. this day,
We’ve made immense growth I just want to take a second to tell you and thank you…
For slowly unfolding layers of myself, parts of me I never thought I could be or see or to hold as much love as I do now in my heart. I am so thankful for this slow winding (sometimes was crazy :p) experience and journey with you… with me every step, every day.
I miss you, adore you and love every piece of you. Nothing ever ever changes this. ❤️

1143 my love

by Hehehe555 December 18, 2023

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Not My Noodles

When a problem, incident, or faulty solution to a problem is of no concern to you.

That mess is not my noodles.

by threeleggedcentaur January 1, 2025

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Jake my everything and my baby

Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!

A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"

B:"That's Jake!"

kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby

by Kristen Fisher April 25, 2019

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