Yoidle my doidle

Yoidling my doidle is another way of saying masturbation

.

E.g. That new brazers came out time to yoidle my doidle

by SAVSON December 9, 2023

my singing monsters

some shitty pokemon ass collect them all game where you get monsters and make them have sex to make another monster

some kid on tiktok: my singing monsters sounds cool imma post it on tiktok
*it blows up*
homeless man carlos: why the fuck is this kid saying "ham bum bum bum bum" to me while hitting the worst griddy
elsagate creator: my singing monsters epic wubbox eats jalapeno pink sauce plants vs zombies poop
people on the internet: wtf is this retarded shit

by sharknado102000 August 3, 2023

my hand works great on a snake

A guy with a good masturbating technique.

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.

by DickieMH April 18, 2016

My Chapstick is sweet

If your ever asked if you like sweet things and you respond, Yes, To a response of My Chapstick is sweet, it means their asking you to come and taste it, off their lips ;)

Oh you like sweet things? My Chapstick is sweet

by The Rizzier August 19, 2023

Myles my love

An amazing person who means the world to me

Myles: ily

Me: no ilym

*repeat for the next 5 hours*
Someone: who’s Myles

Me: Myles my love is an amazing person who means the world to me

by Hauntedhoe March 10, 2021

My AK is jammed

When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.

Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.

by pepsimango July 21, 2024

My Name Is Caine

He is your bitch.

“My name is Caine. I am your bitch. And I’m here to show you the most horny, sex appealing, pornographic imagery you’ve ever laid your eyes upon! He’s also here to destroy Vivziepop’s career.”

by firstname bunchanumbuhs January 17, 2024