Jake my everything and my baby

Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!

A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"

B:"That's Jake!"

kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby

by Kristen Fisher April 25, 2019

My Lil KB

1)my little ketchup bottle.
2) a person who consumes ALOT of ketchup.
3) a name for a significant other if they eat ketchup with everything.

also known as a halo addict. Nazi Zombie obsesser hackzorrrr.

wow, look at him acting all like a My Lil KB

by hottasssbitch May 14, 2009

Hippity hoppity get off my property

Sentance used when someone wants to make the person talking to him go away or shut up.

Dude1: Hey did you know the xbox is better than Playstati-
Dude2: Hippity hoppity get off my property

by Im cringy December 15, 2017

Not My Job

A meme referencing workers being lazy by not taking literally seconds out of their time to do a job more effectively. Generally, it's because they refuse to move something and instead work around it (or over it).

The road painter painted over a dead animal instead of moving it, thereby screwing up the line and giving people extreme OCD for years to come.

"Not my job," he said.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 14, 2022

Two Two's my word

Two two's my word fam. If you catch a torontonian throwing ts into a sentence, they on god. They ain't no gerb and they AIN'T MESSING AROUND (NO NONS BROSKI).

Torontonian: Two Two's my word fam, the toronto accent is the BEST accent in the WORLD crodie.

Other dude: "Oh damn he's being fr"

by P1rsa May 22, 2025

my red baby

popularized from the song "keep it G" by famous artist Rod Wave - a red baby can either be a child u look after like your own or your girlfriend or boyfriend that you would so anything for.

"let that would been my lady "my red baby" 250 onna nigga head he can f*ck around and d!e to night"

by Skyé February 14, 2024

MY CPR

MY Chief Master Sergeant Pat Rick

My CPR is the best CPR officially

by DLaCPR May 1, 2025