Short Dick

As a verb: to humiliate, to make one feel inadequate.

As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.

Example: The guys at the end of the bar were in a short dick contest. They were engaging in a one-upmanship contest and the loser is short dicked.

by Xi- November 18, 2020

Popkorn Dick

It's like popcorn lung, but on your dick and Extremely painful.

Ouch!! My penis hurts, the doctor said I got Popkorn Dick from fucking that Dry Air.

by CAckbloxer November 18, 2020

Dick

A lovely and wonderful person. Who loves to travel to dark and wet places. But hates the cold, the cold is boring. I am also very sensitive but i love being played with and stroked. Sometimes i’ll in even travel to more exotic places.

Dude1: ”Nice dick you got there bro”
Dude2: ”Thanks bro yours wasn’t so bad either”

Dude:1 ”wanna have a sword”
Dude2: ”hell yeah maaan”

by Ericsson November 19, 2020

Luckier than a sucked dick

Very fortunate, extreme luck, #blessed , fortunate if this is ever how you feel

Boy, you sure are luckier than a sucked dick

by BabyFaceDan20 November 19, 2020

Surfer Dick

Surfers are known to be both gay and small. It is a disease that is determined when you start surfing, mainly before puberty. They normally have around a 2-millimeter dick.

Joseph: How come it's so small
Hedaya: Yeah I have Surfer Dick

by HedayaLikesMen69 November 20, 2020

Dick Rager

Experiencing one or numerous penis for hours on end.

Aimee hadn’t had sex for along time so lastnight she went on a real Dick Rager with the neighbor.

by Rwhaha November 21, 2020

Dick Van Dyke

How the heck does this guy not die? He is 94 and still seems to be going on strong.

Dick Van Dyke is the new Chuck Norris

by WorseThanHitler November 22, 2020