Wood Wednesday

Similar to Titty Tuesday, it’s when guys gotta send dick pics

Wood- dick
Wednesday- day to send

Person 1: I rlly want him to send me something
Person 2: just tell him its wood wednesday!

by Colleennnn May 03, 2023

Skater Wood

The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.

1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.

2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.

by Diesel Darryl March 07, 2010

Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows April 28, 2016

John wood

He’s a pussy in every way, and looks like a little faggot boy but it’s okay he’s slow

Look it’s the weird kid John Wood

by ?,? May 13, 2019

Gym wood

When you get a raging boner at the gym.

Bro, that Instagram chick was working out right next to me last night, and she gave me major gym wood.

by Jeromeleggings March 08, 2022

Immaculate Wood

When you have that morning wood that is just so majestic and rigid.

Dude, I had some major immaculate wood this morning. One thing let to another, and, y'know...

by Fat Ryan Gosling April 02, 2015

Mackenzie Wood

A type of person usually made of blonde guys with a weird fixation on sex who are probably racist.

Super tall, and has a few nice personality traits, but that can't make up for how utterly ugly he is.

A Mackenzie Wood can often be found online as well, as they are well known for telling others to kill themselves whilst saying the N-Word

This type of person is most prevalent in high schools, usually around the 16-18 age range

Girl 1: "Ew I think a Mackenzie Wood just passed us"
Girl 2: "EWEWEWEWEW! I feel gross just being near him"
Girl 1: "I know right, he's so ugly"
Mackenzie Wood: "Howya doing ladies?"
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *run away screaming*

by Potential Man April 16, 2024