Ur mom

A prostitute

Your mom has a big fucking ass I wouldn't be surprised is she was a prostitute

by Squirtonmedaddy54 September 5, 2021

Ur Mom

Probably the best thing to say when someone says... whatever they say. Look, I use it all the time, but I don't really know what it means. I'm just using my best definition.

What the person says: So many people make ur mom jokes
Comeback: Yeah, people like ur mom.

What the person says: I slept in my new bed.
Comeback: I slept on ur mom

by KoRnbandfan November 3, 2022

ur such a grrr

Usually used towards incredibly short brown girls who have anger issues

Do you see that darkskin dora the explorer she is such a grrr
Ur such a grrr

by Jenius_ October 20, 2022

National fuck ur ex day

It December 4th try fucking ur ex

Me: wanna fuck

Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo

Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"

Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th

by National days998 November 16, 2020

ur mom gay

a godly insult, that is undeniable but it is able to be deflected by the deity, uno reverse card.

josh "ur mom gay ahhahhaahaahaaa"
sean "*pulls out uno reverse card*"
josh "oh shi- *dies*"

by ScarceOriginality February 7, 2022

ur mum

someone that I have sexual intercourse with

hey what are you doing?

UR MUM

by Icuminurmum January 27, 2022

Up in ur mom

When your friend asks you where you are, say this,

Friend: Where are you?
You: I'm up in ur mom

by KoRnbandfan April 10, 2023