sea turtle me 

When she has her partner place his flacid penis that resembles a sea turtle head in her mouth and allows the turtle (penis to get erect) inside.

I am bored come sea turtle me.

sea turtle me by Definition magician April 9, 2021

warm turtle 

The act of rimming someone when they have your head locked between their thighs.

My girlfriend wouldn't rim me so i tried a warm turtle.

warm turtle by Che3zy April 18, 2021

The Turtle Army

A group of people obsessed with turtles on a Minecraft server. They've gone through troubles and hardships but they've gotten through it. They've gotten hacked and destroyed, but they're still here

The Turtle Army is having a pizza zoom.

The Turtle Army by Turtle guy 70 May 18, 2021

meat turtle 

A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.

I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!

meat turtle by Judy's meat turtle May 21, 2021

Banana Turtle 

a type of turtle with a banana shell that existed 64 billion years before the universe. they eat trees

hi im a banana turtle. i eat trees.

Banana Turtle by PepsiDonkey4 July 11, 2021

Yellow Turtle

A Shea

Look at my favorite yellow turtle

Yellow Turtle by DexterGoated June 26, 2021

ninja turtle

when someone opens up to their fear or tells a deep story about themselves, but is interrupted by someone who says something unnecessary or asks some nonsense. the phenomenon is called beeing "ninja turtled"

"I told my deepest fears but was interrupted by an ninja turtle"

ninja turtle by Merihaka July 29, 2021