When a man named Slick Rick meets you along the turnpike and offers to engage in erratic and mainly violent homosexual intercourse with you in order to get some spare change to afford a salad.
Yo bro, that man offered me a turnpike salad….I feel like I should help a brother out, plus it’s a win win!
by CharlieWatson10 October 04, 2021
by FreshDangler December 28, 2015
When you are eating a good booty and find some corn too. So you get your carbs, but on the corn sugar high, you scalp them and steal all their land.
Damn this girl Carrie had that good Navajo Salad last night.
Oh, great. So can we camp out there Fourth of July?
Oh, great. So can we camp out there Fourth of July?
by BluHerRoastBeef September 24, 2018
by Anononon December 08, 2022
"Oh shoot I forgot the pasta salad I was going to make you for your birthday. I'll have it the next time I see you."
by Cortney Brabaw February 09, 2022
Nickname for the resulting diagnosis of pink eye from having a rival teabag and fart on your face at the same time.
He snuck in and gave Louis the old British Salad Dressing after the raccoon incident… The prank war ended after that.
by DebTheCat April 28, 2025
When a person dresses up like a unicorn (or finds a real unicorn) and another eats their fart box...to find that the unicorn has worms.
Matt was eager to find out if unicorns really farted rainbows, but unfortunately found a tapeworm at the end of the rainbow...but still he happy enjoyed his rainbow pasta salad.
by Scottjk7890 March 11, 2020