Ring sting

When your spiky shit tears your arsehole to pieces, and your erratic wee stings the shit out of it.

I’ve got right ring sting after that curry!

by 123yourdadlikesme March 12, 2022

Medusa-ring

The male lies on his back and lifts his legs into the air as to put his body weight onto his upper back, neck and head. Then while erect, he pushes the penis forward between his legs and the partner then sits on his cock, the partners legs will be adjacent with his back. After he cums, the partner pushes out the semen so it rolls down his stomach and into his mouth.

Ted loved it when his girl friend medusa'd him, she was a very big fan of medusa-ring, he really enjoyed the taste of his fresh cum and her ass.

by analman52 January 6, 2012

Ring culture

A belief that success in sports can only be measured by championships (members of championship teams are typically awarded rings, which is where the term comes from).

In a season where a team does not win a championship, those who believe in ring culture identify said season as a failure, regardless of how close to a championship said team was.

Fan 1: "I can't believe my team just lost the Super Bowl. I'm not wearing any of my Super Bowl gear ever again. This year was horrible!"
Fan 2: "Ring culture is ruining the experience as fans. Just be happy that your team made it to the biggest stage."

by Original Orangutans March 28, 2023

Septum Ring Theory

The theory that posits that those with septum piercings (usually women) will probably be completely insane.

"One scrolling sesh through TikTok and you'll find that the Septum Ring Theory gains more and more credibility every day."

by callmethingamajig August 26, 2025

Ring Reamer

Homosexual who will ream out another man's anal ring

Look at they way he walks, I bet he's been with a ring reamer

by Fred Ziffle99 June 4, 2011

Ring Dinging

Sexual practice where someone eats onion rings off of your erect penis.

Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!

by KingLucifer January 17, 2021

Coudersport Peach Ring

The act of pouring Peach Syrup onto someone's anus and then performing a Rimjob, usually this sex move is done to shut a whiny whore up

I gave my bitch a Coudersport Peach Ring to shut her up

by Dan McSour January 19, 2025