Chocolate Clown Pie

Similar to the "Clown Pie", except you defecate in your hand and smash it in someone's face.

After visiting the gorilla house at the zoo, I came home with bits of chocolate clown pie on my face.

by Zoorba the Dumbass October 17, 2003

sweet apple pie

a nicely glazed butthole

Theresa had such a fine sweet apple pie

by Doubleda December 4, 2015

high as a nigga pie

when your so ripped that you find daytime television entertaining

whoaa check that guy out hes as high as nigga pie

by Fitz October 9, 2003

Strawberry Cream Pie

When a female on her period is penetrated and receives splooge inside her vagina. The result is a strawberry cream pie that oozes out of the vagina.

Heidi proudly displayed her strawberry cream pie after Hans shot his load inside of her menstruating vagina.

by Lobstah Man2 July 11, 2010

Alaskan Cream Pie

An Alaskan Cream Pie is the act of pulling out of the woman's vagina as you're about to blow, then pouring alcohol on the penis and setting it on fire before putting it back into the woman and cumming inside of her.

I was fucking my ex violently for revenge, and to put the icing on the cake, I gave her a good ol' Alaskan Cream Pie.

by dickbutt August 27, 2012

banana cream pie

When a male ejaculates on his hand and smacks the semen in a female's face while simultaneously whacking her in the face with his penis.

i gave that bitch a huge banana cream pie, and now she's got a big red amrk across her face!

by Your Mom April 10, 2005

Fried Nigger Pie

The act of smoking entirley too much pot. When a person gets so stoned they cant even function.

Hey Jim come by my house and we will eat some of that fried nigger pie.

Damn i ate so much of that fried nigger pie that i got the munchies

Hey man I got one piece of fried nigger pie left. Do you want some?

by Delerious420 October 12, 2011