Natural Nature Law

The natural nature law governs everything under nature and deems anything that deviates from it not natural.

A bear will never cross paths with a gorilla in the wild because its against the natural nature law.

by PaprikaNASA November 5, 2021

Father Time's Law

Time flies by when you're in a hurry; time slows down when you pay attention to it.

A: "When I drove home from work without gas it felt like forever as I hit every red light and go stuck behind every slow driver."
B: "You got busted by Father Time's Law."
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"I can break every law in the book, but one law that always gets me is Father Time's Law... Wish I had a time-travelling DeLorean..."

by Wolfcry January 11, 2014

International Driving Law

Gas, Cash, Or Ass.

Girl: "hey cutie, can you gimme a ride?"
Guy: "Well you know what the international driving law is, don't you?
Girl: "And just what is that?"
Guy: "gas, cash , or ass? hop in!"

by Lacking Remorse December 24, 2010

The law of group chat

What happens in a group chat stays in a group chat

You have breached the law of group chat, this is punishable by death

by Geography rocks November 12, 2018

Group Chat Law

“you left the group chat you mong, so don’t complain you didn’t know the plan for the day!”

This is a typical occurrence when encountering the group chat law and the lore behind such.

“Why wasn’t I invited today, you guys suck!”
“Hey man you left the group chat, so by group chat law that means you didn’t want to be invited.”

by lmaosucksforyou October 12, 2019

sister-out-law

The sister of my girlfriend/boyfriend. For when you're not in a lawful/legal relationship with someone, but still have a close relationship with their relatives. Relative-In-law is a legal relationship. Relative-Out-law is a relationship with no legal standing.

Man, my sister-out-law is hella cute.

by Willuknight November 1, 2017

Riches To Rags Law

The paradox that as one gains greater success, the more likely they are to adopt actions that will cause them to fail.

Their marriage suffered from the Riches to Rags Law. It was successful because they communicated, but they stopped talking because it didn't seem necessary anymore, and so they drifted apart and divorced.

by George S 9000 September 21, 2016