Jordan Kim

He is an Asian and he lives for the gym.

He is like Jordan Kim.

by irobotgaming 69 September 6, 2022

jordan irwin

A amazing teen hockey goalie.

jordan irwin

by watsupyall2 November 20, 2019

Jordan

A guy who literally just farted metaphorically. Sometimes it’s a small poop situation. Usually on accident in that case. Loving, he’s very loving. Often kind. Very funny. As we’ve established he farted. Maybe pooped his pants. When he’s looking you in the eyes when time stops in the universes of his hazel eyes. You’ll feel one with the universe , space dust made significant by unifying with the vast expanse of everything in existence. He’ll maybe let out a little frett brettt kinda fart… later he’ll excuse himself. You’ll miss him immediately. Your heart will demand his return. Your nose will know it wasn’t a fart and that it’ll be a minute before he comes back. Because he totally skanked his pants, blart blat style.

Totally pulled a Jordan; I love him but now it smells.

by NotJrdyn November 22, 2021

Jordan

Fricking sick dog Got an amazing sence of humour prr cool gets to much pussy all the time not to mention tall strong and fast asf.
Vagina slayer
Good in bed

And so cool
Cool guy

Wanna be him so much

Jordan being defined as a fricking sickdog .

by Cool guy that likes jordan November 27, 2017

Jordan

Jordan is a chill ass nigga who put that shit on every fuckin day with no effort. He get more motion then most these lame ass niggas do and will take yo hoe if u not careful. He really nonchalant fr but will spazz out if a nigga get to trim.

Jordan get more hoes then you

Jordan said he gon beat yo ass twin

by Woof getting grimy November 21, 2023

Jordan

him

Jordan is him

by Tiddyboi November 23, 2021

Jordan

This guy who loves boba and his favorite color is green. He is a very hard working guy and is very kind ig. They also typically watch anime and has a cat

: oh wow he was really nice

:yea that was Jordan

by This user July 6, 2022