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Strictly Straight

When you and your friend do something gay without socks on but at the end of the day your still homophobic and straight
Khriz and Michael had hot steamy sex but at the end of the sex they dabbed each other up and agreed they are strictly straight
Strictly Straight by Gayalejo January 12, 2023

zesty straight 

A heterosexual with non-normative sexual or romantic practices, like BDSM, consensual non-monogamy, or having threesomes; especially, a heterosexual who feels that non-normative sexual or romantic practices set them apart from the rest of the heterosexual community.
Hey, I see Julia showed up in a leather corset and spike heels. She looks great. Does she date girls?
No, only men, sorry. I know she comes to all the queer parties, but she's just a zesty straight.
zesty straight by ccrombeye June 11, 2023

Flopping a straight 

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
Flopping a straight by Chonky December 9, 2008

Double Unplus Straight 

A slang word used to describe an ass pirate/jockey, peter puffer, or any other word to describe a homosexual.
Hayden "Andrew, your a fag"

Teacher "WE DO NOT USE THAT WORD IN HERE"

Hayden "Excuse me. Apologizes. Andrew, you are a double unplus straight.

Ur mate straight

Can reverse an “ur” phrases
Bill: “someone called my mom gay”
Fred: “don’t worry ur mate straight”
Ur mate straight by Memeiboi May 16, 2018

The gay straight boys 

The gay straight people are a group of individuals who are heterosexual who act bent for ‘banter’

Made by toby
‘Oh look its the gay straight boys