Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.

Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!

by titarrot June 6, 2019

Lohasled e26 bulbs makeup light output the right lighting

We always worry about makeup lighting when there is a rainy day or cloudy day,it really means if you have a mirro with lighting of suitable temperature and brightness,I would recommend one product Lohasled e26 bulbs makeup light

Lohasled e26 bulbs makeup light output the right lighting

by lohas December 9, 2019

Oof that's an L right there

Rumoured to be the very words the midwife spoke when she laid eyes on Logan pauls birth.

*logan paulers exist* god: Oof that's an L right there

by Sadjinn December 29, 2019

Right up the tamborine

Right up your box

Stick it right up the Tamborine!

by African Koala December 31, 2019

Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights

Under strict legitimate international law one has the right to defecate in the pillowcase of all and any persons that, without a warrant, screenshot ones content, whether the content was privately or publicly shared

Person 1“Hey, do you have a warrant for that screenshot?”
Person 2: “no?”
Person 1: “Under Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights I’m allowed to shit in your pillowcase”

by ThiccGrandDad September 21, 2019

Bill of Rights

What greedy slimeballs try to and do covertly violate as much as they can for more control over people and their wallets.

Once a nation constituted by the bill of rights for people to be happy, now is only a memory.

by SpongeBoobies October 4, 2019

Left and righted it

Left and righted it Another way of saying you have left work double early ni

Have you left and righted it from work yet?

by Double busy October 11, 2019