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Retard-Pops 

The really retarded people that are in every school, and who are also popular. See chav, hottie, popular kid.
These people act like they know it all and act like they are hard when they are weak little pussys... Nobody likes then about from their own little "crew" because like treat everyone like dirt but except to be treated like a king or queen in return.

(*) IN EVERY SCHOOL, YEARGROUP, YOU WILL COME ACROSS!
(*) WHATEVER ANYBODY SAYS, THE POPULAR PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS RETARD-POPS!!
THE RETARD-POPS IN AN AMEICAN SCHOOL
Kelly: Like, OMG sistah! I am like, soooooo not inviting jenny to my parteeeeeee because she is soooo lameeeeeee
Stacy: Yar! i know excatly what you meaaaaan sistaaaaah
Kevin: Kelly, will you make outttttt with meeeeeeeeee
Kelly: nooooooo babeeee, i told yah, we are taking it slowleeeeeeee!!
Stacy: okaaaaaaay then, I will liiiiike make out witttttt yooooooouuuuu theeeenn kevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Kevin: (mwah mwah)

RETARD-POPS IN AN ENGLISH SCHOOL
Mika: letz go cruisin rownd da town in dis badboi CHAZA
Chaza: kkz sxc mika letz go happy slap som gayz bbz
Mika: kk dat shud b funnn
Chaza: yersh i know

THE RETARD RETARD BACKSTABBERS IN ENGLAND:
Ljfoei: omg i am such a lil slut i h8 myself so much
me: ok
Ljfoei: im such a liar and a backstabbing bitchy hoe will u forgive me
me: no
Ljfoei: wWHYYYYyyyy :'(
me: cus i dont like you
Ljfoei: ok
Retard-Pops by briiz September 1, 2006

retarded 

when a situation becomse stressful or annoying one often goes "this is retarded"

Most of the people that play starcraft

anyone 8-14
GOD DAMNIT THIS FUCKING BOSS IS SO RIGGED. THIS GAME IS RETARDED

basically anyone that plays the game starcraft or its expansion

elementary school kids, middle school kids, highschool freshmen
retarded by The urban linguist July 29, 2005

retardaton 

A blend of "retard" and "automaton." A person who agrees with everyone else without thinking about it first
Anyone who likes John Mayer is a retardaton.
retardaton by Michael Kohelet February 13, 2005

big retarded bug 

Something that your over affectionate girlfriend names you because the bag on the ground looked like a big retarded bug.
big retarded bug by bronzelightning December 26, 2008

Sexual Retardation 

Sexual Retardation is when males try to dominate society and all females by illustrating their lack of control over their sexual behaviors. They weaponize sex and force compliance on women in society using sex and demonstrating lack of control over their own behaviors.
Human traffickers have sexual retardation behaviors that are used in criminal activity to force females to be compliant victims.
Sexual Retardation by Tsongbird1 February 9, 2019

bald retard

A hairless anime loving degenerate and the greatest twitch.tv streamer known as moonmoon no_w

www.twitch.tv/moonmoon
I can't believe that bald retard has the most tier 3 subs on twitch
bald retard by chairman_lmao January 3, 2020

mortal kombat retard edition 

a battle that involves mentally handicaped fighters
kenny and philup had a mortal kombat retard edition battle