Retard-Pops

The really retarded people that are in every school, and who are also popular. See chav, hottie, popular kid.
These people act like they know it all and act like they are hard when they are weak little pussys... Nobody likes then about from their own little "crew" because like treat everyone like dirt but except to be treated like a king or queen in return.

(*) IN EVERY SCHOOL, YEARGROUP, YOU WILL COME ACROSS!
(*) WHATEVER ANYBODY SAYS, THE POPULAR PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS RETARD-POPS!!

THE RETARD-POPS IN AN AMEICAN SCHOOL
Kelly: Like, OMG sistah! I am like, soooooo not inviting jenny to my parteeeeeee because she is soooo lameeeeeee
Stacy: Yar! i know excatly what you meaaaaan sistaaaaah
Kevin: Kelly, will you make outttttt with meeeeeeeeee
Kelly: nooooooo babeeee, i told yah, we are taking it slowleeeeeeee!!
Stacy: okaaaaaaay then, I will liiiiike make out witttttt yooooooouuuuu theeeenn kevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Kevin: (mwah mwah)

RETARD-POPS IN AN ENGLISH SCHOOL
Mika: letz go cruisin rownd da town in dis badboi CHAZA
Chaza: kkz sxc mika letz go happy slap som gayz bbz
Mika: kk dat shud b funnn
Chaza: yersh i know

THE RETARD RETARD BACKSTABBERS IN ENGLAND:
Ljfoei: omg i am such a lil slut i h8 myself so much
me: ok
Ljfoei: im such a liar and a backstabbing bitchy hoe will u forgive me
me: no
Ljfoei: wWHYYYYyyyy :'(
me: cus i dont like you
Ljfoei: ok

Retard-Pops by briiz September 1, 2006

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Retard-Pops • retard • retard strength • retard rocket • Retard Unit • retard nation • retard sandwich • retard baby • Retard Juice • Retard Rap

Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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