Purple Cock Rooster

The Coolest Awesomest Person in The world, who is crazy and does wild things that no one else would dare to do!! usually this person is hammered funnest nights are with this person!!! GUARANTEED

Dude...did you see what the purple cock rooster did last night? she totally ran and drop kick a homeless person?!?!!?

by Turnitup June 10, 2009

purple panty droppers

xanax's

give her some purple panty droppers and she will fuck the shit out of you.

by teeoddbygod July 01, 2010

Purple headed yogurt slinger

The male genitalia

My purple headed yogurt slinger hasn't seen some action in a while

by decklund February 20, 2009

purple headed mushroom on a stick

Your dick

watch varsity blues

by babygoose August 15, 2003

purple veined custard flinger

male genitals

james fired his purple veined custard flinger in jane,s face, and she swallowed every drop of his stale man fat.

by twisted mo fo May 09, 2010

purple headed pussy ripper

Slang.

An insult that applies to anyone with a bloated ego. It is synonymous with being a oversized penis that walks like a man with a grotesquely swollen purple head ie. the next step up from being just a dick or being a dick head.

Synonymous to:

*A person who exemplifies being a dick to extremes.
*A complete Douche Bag.
*Egotistical.
*Ball breakers.
*A person with a SERIOUS attitude problem.

1)
Preppie: You wish you were me.
Not Preppie: Why would I want to be a purple headed pussy ripper like you?

2)
You gave them a really condescending speech that was out of line. Quit acting like such a purple headed pussy ripper.

3)
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is a total Purple Headed Pussy Ripper. Step on his dick and we all will pay.

by Fractious1 February 10, 2018

Purple Bush Tree BDSM

Where you spray paint your dick in bush then fuck someone on tree till your both purple

“Hey babe do you wanna try sum Purple Bush Tree BDSM”
“Oh yeah you know I love your purple dick inside me”

by Trippie-Seth July 19, 2021