Purple Cock Rooster

The Coolest Awesomest Person in The world, who is crazy and does wild things that no one else would dare to do!! usually this person is hammered funnest nights are with this person!!! GUARANTEED

Dude...did you see what the purple cock rooster did last night? she totally ran and drop kick a homeless person?!?!!?

by Turnitup June 10, 2009

purple panty droppers

xanax's

give her some purple panty droppers and she will fuck the shit out of you.

by teeoddbygod July 7, 2010

Purple headed yogurt slinger

The male genitalia

My purple headed yogurt slinger hasn't seen some action in a while

by decklund February 20, 2009

purple headed mushroom on a stick

Your dick

watch varsity blues

by babygoose August 15, 2003

Rare Venomous Purple Folopple

When you folopple yourself with something so big, that it cuts off the circulation to your dick , turning it purple.

I should never have used a toaster. It gave me a rare venomous purple folopple.

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes June 5, 2018

Purple Bush Tree BDSM

Where you spray paint your dick in bush then fuck someone on tree till your both purple

“Hey babe do you wanna try sum Purple Bush Tree BDSM”
“Oh yeah you know I love your purple dick inside me”

by Trippie-Seth July 18, 2021

Prickly Purple Hair bruise

The Prickly Purple Hair Bruise is when your girl is getting ready to ride you during the nasty and your dick is resting upward along your lower belly and she start rubbing her pussy lips along the underside of your dick, thinking you enjoy it. Meanwhile her needle-like shaved coochie hair is scraping your shaft like using a bristle brush to clean grease off of a flat top griddle, causing excruciating pain that feels like it's turning your cock into minced meat. The next day you we wake up with a purple dick, because not only did she unknowingly apologize for torturing your helpless little pecker by fucking you like a Jack rabbit, but tried to turn your Johnson into a Bloody Mary.

Alex: "Fuck, my dick hurts"
Chris: "Why?"
Alex: "This bitch rode me mad hard last night after rubbing her serrated VAGINA all over my Wang. I got that Prickly Purple Hair bruise"
Chris: "Damn bruh, that's a hell of a way to pop your cherry"

by Maly-Mo May 5, 2020