Purple Cock Rooster

The Coolest Awesomest Person in The world, who is crazy and does wild things that no one else would dare to do!! usually this person is hammered funnest nights are with this person!!! GUARANTEED

Dude...did you see what the purple cock rooster did last night? she totally ran and drop kick a homeless person?!?!!?

by Turnitup June 10, 2009

purple panty droppers

xanax's

give her some purple panty droppers and she will fuck the shit out of you.

by teeoddbygod July 7, 2010

Purple headed yogurt slinger

The male genitalia

My purple headed yogurt slinger hasn't seen some action in a while

by decklund February 20, 2009

purple headed mushroom on a stick

Your dick

watch varsity blues

by babygoose August 15, 2003

Rare Venomous Purple Folopple

When you folopple yourself with something so big, that it cuts off the circulation to your dick , turning it purple.

I should never have used a toaster. It gave me a rare venomous purple folopple.

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes June 5, 2018

purple veined custard flinger

male genitals

james fired his purple veined custard flinger in jane,s face, and she swallowed every drop of his stale man fat.

by twisted mo fo May 9, 2010

Purple Bush Tree BDSM

Where you spray paint your dick in bush then fuck someone on tree till your both purple

“Hey babe do you wanna try sum Purple Bush Tree BDSM”
“Oh yeah you know I love your purple dick inside me”

by Trippie-Seth July 18, 2021