Welcome packed

A way to welcome back someone after he or she has been packing.

Be right back I go pack my bags.
..
Back!
..
You: Welcome packed!

by mirage107 January 13, 2012

sam-pack

sammie from Jersey Shore being so close to Ronnie she's practically his backpack, always behind him everywhere he goes.

guy 1: yo every where i go sam is there
guy2:i know looks like you have a sam-pack on your hands

by jer$eyyy February 21, 2011

Slouch-pack

When someone slouches over for a long period of time, they have two or three lines appear on their stomach making them look as if they have a six-pack (at a quick glance, woah).

Slouch-pack, more like! When do you do anything physical?!

by Tommy van Dale July 12, 2011

Finny-pack

Noun. Describing a Fanny-pack or bum-bag style item, usually worn by a large or inanimate object. Slightly uncooler than the retro Fanny-pack fashions of the early 1990's, the Finny-pack is more of an object of ridicule.

No, don't be silly. Clearly that is a finny-pack.... he's blocking the sun for god's sake!

by juanamac June 14, 2011

Pack Slapped

The act of bitch-slapping a person with a pack pack, or any other type of baggage that is carried on one's back.

Did you see that dude? I absolutely pack slapped him!

by VenomSlayer14 June 20, 2011

Back Pack Strapping

When you sneek up on some unexpected person and mess up their back pack straps

Kid 1: Hey go tray that person!
Kid 2: Can't no trays!!!!!
1: Then do back pack strapping on him!!!!!!!!!!!
2: Ok! (sneeks up on other kid and pulls one strap REALLY long and the other really short)
1: nice job!
2: Thanks!
Other Kid: (Picks up back pack and puts it on) WHY IS ONE STRAP LONGER THEN THE OTHER!?!?!??! NOW I HAVE TO FIX THIS!!!!!!!!!

by MidSummersDream November 2, 2011

splat pack

a pornographic picture encased in a plastic bag that is can be plastered to the wall, and used in a jail or prison shower to fap off to; some fap packs or the materials used to construct one may have some trade value.

Mojo screws confiscated my favorite splat pack. Bro, I be trade you a splat pack for a loosey.

by dbez October 9, 2011