Prehistoric Internet

Internet before Google.

"Man, it was like the dark ages when we had to work with prehistoric internet."

by kylekruchok June 2, 2012

Internet

A collection of advertisements and stale memes that slowly drain your sanity

Delilah has been devoured by the internet and now she's completely detached from reality

by umbrella the gay fella December 21, 2019

Internet Troll

The internet troll is a sub-human creature who is usually a sociopath. The Internet Troll, or “Troll”, has only one purpose in their life online and that is to spite, anger or sadden anyone who walks the plane of the internet. They also commonly in the earlier 2010’s have been seen toppling any structured art, community or entity on the internet by destroying it using their vast numbers. They have no loyalty, no allegiance and no agenda. Sometimes they can be seen organizing attacks, frequently on the website 4chan on the message board /b/. It goes without saying that trolls are usually racist and sexist as that provokes more reactions.

Jim: “Damn did you see Amber Heard’s comment section”
Sean: “No she disabled it”
Jim: “yeah it was full of Internet trolls attacking her”
Sean: “Stop licking my forehead Jim”
Jim: “I’m sorry”

by Danny Despacito May 1, 2020

Internet

The opposite of Ethernet. Any thing that goes on this that is popular has a fan made porn version. It also bans YouTubers when they don’t make family friendly videos but it is only for 13+

Little Johnny went on the Internet and searched up Porn No joke

by Internet’s buddy Ethernet December 20, 2017

Big On Internet

Usually someone who was 'raised' by the internet. Or someone who has been on the internet for a very long time.
In some cases Big On Internet people's days revolve around the internet, and devices related to it.
Big On Internet is also referred to as BOI.

Person 1: "Why does Axle keep making references to things on the internet?"
Person 2: "He's Big On Internet. He's been on the internet since nightcore. He basically has a long-time relationship with the internet."

by Internet_Axle June 26, 2022

Internet Weblink

A link that takes you to a website from an email.

"I will include an internet weblink in the email I am sending you"

by Ztothehoop December 15, 2012

Internet Checkpoint

A place in the internet were people from all over the place regardless of their views come together to talk about there life. The original one was a Donkey Kong soundtrack but it got taken down for copyright. Some have replaced the original one and tried to restore the comments.

Another internet checkpoint is the video Kasane Teto - Teto territory uploaded by Ce-gook. It has over 130k comments but seems to be undiscovered by the wider internet.

I just posted my 130th comment on an Internet Checkpoint.

by Fridgelous Prime March 15, 2024