mexican headlock

A sexual position whereupon the woman lies on top of the man, on her back. He enters her anus in a reverse cowgirl position, then she lies back and he pulls her legs high up around her head with his forearms, and links his hands behind her head. This forces her head forward and her legs back uncomfortably, in the "mexican headlock."

Dude#1 How did you get on with Candi last night?

Dude#2 Awesome! She was just as adventurous as she is on screen - I even managed to get her in the mexican headlock!

mexican headlock by the purdatron March 3, 2008

Mexican Forklift 

noun- A hand truck, dolly, or any number of manual conveyance methods with similar intent to a forklift, yet lacking internal combustion or electric automation. A cheap and entirely undeserved jab at the industrious nation of Mexico and its inhabitants\expatriots, yet ubiquitous nonetheless.

Bill slipped a disc trucking a xerox machine with the mexican forklift.

Mexican Forklift by Ian December 23, 2004

mexican tourister 

(alt.-"turista") a black hefty bag stuffed full of one's worldly possessions, typically a few shirts, and odd effects.

When Mikey got evicted he bought a new set of Mexican Tourister and bagged everything and split.

mexican tourister by manks dawbs May 1, 2004

Mexican Chili Dog 

Dropping a deuce while having sex then having a dog eat it off of you while your still fucking.

1. Dude I heard last nite when Alex was fucking that whore he had a Mexican Chili Dog again! I guess her dogs cleaned up his shit in like 30 seconds and he loved it.

2. I can't wait to go over to her house, she has a bunch of dogs, hopefully I can get a nice Mexican Chili Dog!

3. Yesterday when I was getting a Mexican Chili Dog, the dog bit my balls and it fucking hurt!

Mexican Chili Dog by Frank the Tank 250 March 27, 2010

Mexican Jumping Beans 

The act of putting a high voltage piece of equipment to a pool of water filled with mexicans and watching them jump up and down in pain.

I got some Mexican Jumping Beans at Petco.

Those Mexican Jumping beans reached record hieghts!

Mexican Jumping Beans by baller393 November 4, 2011

Mexican Stand-Off 

When two males, both naked, stand on the left and right of one female who is on her knees in the middle of the two males. She then proceeds to jerk them off. The first male to ejaculate is thus proclaimed the winner of the stand-off.

Dude, I totally beat your ass in that Mexican Stand-Off last night.

Mexican Stand-Off by MattieFootball66 June 30, 2011

mexican shower 

step 1: put on water
step 2: wet hands (soap not needed)
step 3: splash armpits
step 4: wipe
your all done... go on now, have a good time!!!!

last night i got home late so i tool a mexican shower

mexican shower by crazydevilsgirl May 4, 2005