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A max tier simp

Someone who is absolutely obsessed with a person(commonly a female) that they would blow their whole paycheck and go without food for a month to please the female.
Anyone who with the following names most likely are a max tier simp:

-Justin

-Tristin

-Tyler

-Blake
-Jake
-Max
-Bartholomew (keep in eye on this one🤏👆)
Ex- Bartholomew, a max tier simp, spent six full hours doing Brittney’s homework and all he got was a simple “thanks”.
by TheManHidingInYourCloset February 8, 2020
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pepsi max anal

The act of shoving a Pepsi Max can up a partners rectum in order to shock or confuse them.
"I gave that bitch a dose of pepsi max anal, the bitch deserved it lol" said john.

"what the fuck is wrong with you" said jimmy in reply.
by pepsi anal May 22, 2022
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Dirty Max

A dirty max is when a guy names Max W shits in a hookers gaping pussy and then eats her out.
Me: I heard Max W was at it again the other night. He pulled another the dirty Max's.
Hayden: That poor hooker.
by BBUUDDAA July 2, 2022
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Faire du Max

Maudit Max! T'es encore en train de faire du Max!
Ha non! Tu fais du Max là!
by MaxThe1 September 29, 2010
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The legend of MAX

The "Extra Stage" song on DDR 8th mix (extreme).
The followup to the "Extra Stage" songs on DDR 6 and 7, Max300 and MaxX Unlimited repectively.
The Legend of MAX increases in pace to a blazing 333 BPM, currently the fastest song in DDR. There are 555 steps, each which must be hit to precision timing to the tune of the song, in 90 seconds. That's almost 7 steps a second! If you miss 6 of them on the Extra Stage, it's instant death. The wacky distorted voices mixed into the fast paced techno say things like "The FLY!" and "Fear..", and at the *insane* part near the end, it can be heard saying "you can do it.... you can!"
by s0lson August 2, 2003
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pulling a max

When you say you are going to show up and you simply don't. Not picking up your phone afterwards is essential in order to pull a well-performed max.
Where is Beven? Ahh shit, is he pulling a Max again? What a gay bastard!
by Valchy November 27, 2020
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to the max

An expression to further define something done with great vigor.
Example 1) Man, that sucka's hella smokin' that pot to the MAX!

Example 2) We shouldn't bother them because they're getting it on to the MAX!!! Oh, by the way get my camcorder.
by K to the N to the UNG May 25, 2004
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