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no internet connection

the thing that pops up on your phone when your parents found out you've been watching Porn
by Dying_Fish t('-'t) July 29, 2017
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Internet

Me: why are you playing video games, they are hard
Random person: i know but there the only thing I can do all day
Me: you should try using the Internet
by Zander Man September 8, 2020
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Internet Music

Internet Music is a loosely defined group of music from all sorts of genre that are noted to only be listened to be chronically online individuals.

Examples of artists include:

JPEGMAFIA

Ecco2k/Bladee and other Drain Gang related artists

Mitski

Semetary.

MF DOOM

And so forth.
Chronically Online Person: ''OMG!! DID YOU HEAR THE NEW MEGAZOOMER MITSKI X DRAIN GANG EP DROP????''

Person 2: ''Err...no. Sorry. Not a big internet person. Haha.....'I dont like internet music.....''
by TylerTheInventor January 27, 2023
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Smart Internet Suite (SIS)

The Smart Internet Suite (SIS) is the best of bread applications that work together to create the most productive knowledge, collaboration and personal productivity tools available on the Internet. Usually based on Web 2.0 applications.
Facebook makes an excellent foundation for a Smart Internet Suite (SIS) environment.
by Robert Burwood August 4, 2007
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Internet Biology

The application of natural sciences on the internet. It includes many branches
1. Internet Taxonomy
2. Internet Ecology
3. Internet sociology
4. etc.
Dude, if Internet Biology was a class, I would ace it. I know so much shit about 4chan's climate and species.
by Bias - P11 March 25, 2011
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The Internet Hyena's Grasp

The definition of either:

1) The Internet overinflating a trifle and milking it for every last ounce of content
2) Everyone and their gramma taking a current event and making a video about it

The word comes from the YouTuber W3TB who compares these actions to Hyenas ganging up on weak animals for food.
Pyrocynical was really ripped to shreds by The Internet Hyena's Grasp.
by anonymous June 19, 2024
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Internet

Raised kids when parents didn't raise them right. A traumatic experience, yet the most comforting place to be at all times.
Claire :"As much as I love the Internet, it's also really scary..."
Axle :"You have only reached the surface of the Internet, you know nothing yet."
by Internet_Axle June 26, 2022
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