Shave all of your pubes besides the hairs on your meat, and hook up with a ski instructor in the back of your custom all terrain Mercedes sprinter van that you use to go backcountry skiing.
During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
Get the Vancouver Pine Treemug. A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.
by sssshake December 14, 2014
Get the bachelor treemug. by Admon Hambon December 21, 2021
Get the Christmas Treemug. Tree homo is a person that would do anything to have a big giant hairy nasty cock that is diseased in there mouth. Sucks about 30 to 40 a day and that includes animals also. Also something tony Romo would do
by Super fagalicious January 20, 2017
Get the tree homomug. 1. Proper noun of an experimental bass DJ/Producer in the EDM scene.
2. That feeling you get when you're under the influence in a forest, or even just somewhere outside. Often a non-verbal state.
2. That feeling you get when you're under the influence in a forest, or even just somewhere outside. Often a non-verbal state.
1. "Man, Of The Trees' first EDC set was INSANE"
"Of The Trees is what got me into bass music"
2. "Hey are you okay?" "Yeah, I think I'm becoming one of the trees.."
"I was so stoned last night, call me of the trees"
"Of The Trees is what got me into bass music"
2. "Hey are you okay?" "Yeah, I think I'm becoming one of the trees.."
"I was so stoned last night, call me of the trees"
by tigger_tal June 5, 2025
Get the Of The Treesmug. Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking
or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
by Joseph_Stuntin December 14, 2024
Get the California Christmas Treemug. when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.
by keeby March 31, 2020
Get the fruitless flowering treemug.