kill the fatted calf

To host a major celebration.

(Reference to the Parable of the Prodigal Son; mentioned in the Elton John song, "Bennie and the Jets.")

Dave finally graduated; he's going to kill the fatted calf tomorrow evening...should be a blast!

by scottgrizzard April 12, 2020

this machine kills facists

A reference to the john green book “paper towns”

That poster in Margo’s room says “this machine kills facists”

by …0o0 April 21, 2023

pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke

Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me

by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetYEET October 15, 2019

Pls kill me

This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.

-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.

by SufferingBoi666 May 03, 2018

killing white mice

Inserting a tampon and the string looks like a mouses tail hanging out of her vagina.

omg, my girlfriend is such moody bitch right now, she must be killing white mice.

by Ron Damint June 26, 2017

it kills the hiccups

If you stop breathing for 20 mins.

If you stop breathing for 20 mins it kills the hiccups and if you didn't want them in your life.

by plato! February 24, 2024

Kill off the kids

To ejaculate somewhere sperm is not intended to survive

I'm going to Kill Off The Kids on the floor of my bedroom.

by CubedIce December 17, 2018