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Glendora High School 

A school in an upper-middle-class neighborhood that somehow feels like a school in a low-income area. They have no actual cafeteria or stadium, the lunch line somehow gets 5 miles long 3 seconds after the bell rings, and the people here are very weird but pretty nice and welcoming.
Janiah Onfroy: I'm substituting for an AP Calc class in Glendora High School
Vivian Diaz: Isn't that the school that had a giant fight awhile ago and now has police cars around the school
Janiah Onfroy: Yup they all ghetto as hell lmao
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kern valley high school

this little white school has about 800 people and is surrounded by mountains. the majority of people that go here are pot heads that actually get good grades. but outside of this school basically everyone is either high on meth or wishing to get out

Lyon County High School 

Lyon County High School (LCHS), or as the alumni of the 80s call it "Lick Crack Home Slice" is nestled in the middle of Hickfuckville, Kentucky, population probably 2500. Everyone knows who you are and who your parents are, (we're all related anyway) even if you've never heard of them. The students at Lick Crack can be sorted easily: jocks (we don't even have a football team; basketball players think they're the shit), VERY Christian, nerds/geeks (meme lords), band kids (very special people), potheads, and kids who you'll forget about immediately after you graduate.

You'll often here "YEEE HAWWW" bellowed from the most redneck of them. They'll be spotted dipping Copenhagen and reving their Chevy Silverado trucks (that daddy paid for) in the student parking lot behind the library.

The entire school has three hallways that intimidate all freshmen. (During graduation, it's a joke in every valedictorian and salutatorian speech)

You'll come to find that most of the teachers aren't bad at all, but some of them give homework every night, and some of them never let you leave class. Some will be hella chill and some will lose your papers and make you redo them months later after you've forgotten the material.
"Did you hear that Lyon County High School got ANOTHER Spanish teacher this year?"
"Good. The old one just played Spanish movies and gave us pop quizzes."

marian central catholic high school 

A catholic high school located in Woodstock, Illinois. The only reason we go here is because we believe it gives us a better education, even though its super expensive. We all suck at sports and everyone here is retarded cause of our school system. The only good thing here are the french fries in the cafeteria.
Bob: Did you hear about the state championship that Marian Central Catholic High School won?
Joe: *silence*
Bob: Yeah, me neither.

Warren Hills Regional High school 

A school with some smart kids. Many of them think they are so cool and popular, so of course they flunk all of their classes. Kids make out in the hallway daily, and it just gets disgusting. on occasion, some teachers are decent, but most seem like they got their diploma from a sewer. Just letting you know, if you go to this school, good luck passing, if your one of those "Cool kids" Also, our football team sucks actual ASS.
You came from Warren Hills Regional High School? Damn, no wonder you can't spell your own name.

auburn senior high school 

a school where ghetto people , bitches with crooked ass teeth , niggas that sag more than their grades and nothing happens. except bullshit
most ghetto school ever?
can’t think of one
what school you go to?
auburn senior high school
nigga that ghetto

Lea manor high school

Biggest shithole you’ll ever go to

The head teacher is a right donut n thinks she’s big n scary
“I go to lea manor high school the biggest shithole in Luton”