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gay discount

the unofficial discount given to you when the queer salesperson recognizes that you are also a queer; one of the many perks of not being a heterosexual
Queer friend: "The salesguy was a totally hot fag and when he figured out that Christy and I were a couple he gave us the gay discount. The eggrolls are usually $1.00 each, but he gave them to us for half that."
Straight friend: "Damn, had I known about this, I would have converted years ago."
by lucky wendy August 24, 2005
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gay rage

the built up anger from being closeted about your homosexuality; a manic rage resulting from denying your own sexual preference of your own gender.
I didn't expect Richard to black out in such a gay rage for your comment about his bedazzled vest.
by roelliss November 13, 2011
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gay bitch

the act of being so gay that you are not even man enough to be a regular bitch
Jake you are a gay bitch , not even i am that gay
by domingo886 January 1, 2007
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Pok Gai

by No One October 17, 2003
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Gay Hookup

To meet another gay guy (or guys) for sex

sometimes arranged OnLine, in a gay bar, by phone, on chat lines or other places
I want a Gay Hookup with a Hot Guy
I had my first Gay Hookup yesterday
You can find a Gay Hookup online
by HotFunGuyUNC April 9, 2013
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Gay-Positive

A person who has absolutely no issues with sexual orientation.
I don't have any problem with you being gay, I'm completely gay-positive, diversity of sexual orientation is part of nature, and besides, it's your right.
by omshanti December 15, 2011
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the gay agenda

the plan for the world domination of the homosexuals*
here's the schedule for the gay agenda, loves

7:00 AM: wake up
7:15 AM: eat breakfast
7:30 AM: take a shower
8:00 AM: do makeup
8:30 AM: get dressed
8:45 AM: go to work
9:00 AM: arrive at work and do the 9-5, maybe have a gay orgy with my SAME-SEX boss and coworkers
5:00 PM: go home
5:15 PM: eat dinner
5:45 PM: get ready for world domination...
6:30 PM: turn all the straights queer
7:00 PM: turn all the cis trans and non-binary
7:30 PM: take down all the churches, heterosexual marriages, and take over the government
8:00 PM: convert the children to homosexuality by writing gay children's books
8:30 PM: destroy anyone who doesn't comply
9:00 PM: world domination

*this is a joke, you delusional conservatives
by homoqueer69 March 18, 2023
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