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Friend Consolidation

The act of taking a prearranged hang-out time with one or more friends, and folding / inviting more, previously unmentioned and usually unnaproved friends to come along. Typically this is done because the "friend consolidator" has found somebody they find more interesting to go to the same event with but don't want to break plans and be an @ss, or because they are flakey and forgot the original plans in the first place.
Person1: "Hi, this is my new and far more interesting friend, hope you don't mind if he/she tags along to your Birthday Party!"
Person2: "Of course i mind! What a shameless act of Friend Consolidation! :("
by PJRandDGH August 16, 2008
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cake-friend

cake-friend (n.)

1. A person whom one likes to bake with.
2. A person whom one knows and trusts with all cake recipes.

3. A person with whom one is allied in a struggle to create the best cakes.

4. One who supports, sympathizes with, or patronizes a group, cause, or movement: friends of the cake world movement.
Taster: "Wow! This lemon pound cake is killer!"
Baker: "Oh Thanks! Alissa gave me that recipe, every recipe she gives me turns out great. She is my one true cake-friend."
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canadian friend

A Canadian Friend is someone that looks after you and is concerned about your well being- unlike an American friend, who makes fun of you
Person 1: My friend is such a Canadian friend to me.
Person 2: Lucky! I wish I had a Canadian friend. All I have are American friends!
by CoolCookey May 16, 2018
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Friend Whore

A person who has many friends from many groups and circles, who always tries to please them all at the same time and desperately tries to keep them all seperate because they insist, which inevitably and consistently results in some disaster that said person is sure to be blamed for, yet has nothing to do with anything.
Monica: Pheobe is at the coffee shop with Joey and Chandler, regardless of their feud with Ross. I mean, doesn't she have any loyalty to my brother!
Rachel: Pheobe is such a Friend Whore. I'm not listening to her Smelly Cat song anymore!
by bebejarvis April 13, 2010
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Best friend

A best friend is someone who you go to when you need help. they would take a bullet for you and they will tell u anything and everything you want to know. they will stand by you forever, you don't have to worry about them always being there for you.
Wow- you can really tell they're best friends. They do everything together.
by sheeba_luver12320 December 25, 2013
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Fake Friend

A person that pretended to be your bff but eventuality drops you or starts to be mean to you.
A:Wow Are you and * Insert name here* still friends?

B: No they turned out to be a fake friend...
by Siennaoof September 30, 2018
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douglas friend

Parkour maniac , doesnt even know what deadlift is , but claims he can do 800 pounds
Wow , douglas friend just face planted trying to parkour into the foam pit!
by bobthemanlyturd101 October 7, 2013
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