Atheists for Jesus

An stupid organisation that encourages it's believers to believe that Jesus was a good teacher but that is all.
It encorages them to reject the idea that Jesus was the Messisah.

Jasper would be the first person to sign up for Atheists for Jesus

by Glenn Griffiths August 30, 2006

come to jesus

When a person masturbates in front of a picture of jesus.

"Where'd Billy go?"
"I just saw him walking into the bathroom with a joho book, guess he's gonna come to jesus."

by Postal_in_Ontario December 19, 2008

jesus junk

jesus junk is all the godsmuck malarky and rubbish that godgobbers rave on about

godgobbers are complete fools believing in all that biblical jesus junk and godsmuck.
It's all total bullshit.

by Auzziegob. March 31, 2009

Jesus-packing

1. (verb) The concept of packaging a good for mailing with such skill and finesse, so as to put everyone but God almighty to shame.

Oh my, this packaging is awesome...Jesus-packaging even!

by Rob Hallock January 17, 2003

jesus sandles

berkunstochs (excuse my bad spelling)

Yo look at dat lame ass honky Brad and his goddamn jesus sandles.

by Jamal April 17, 2004

black jesus

a drink composed of 1 part vodka, 2 parts milk, 1 part half-n-half, and 2 parts Nesquik.

keep your rosary close, but keep your black jesus closer...

by dj-nasty June 9, 2005

Jesus Syndrome

When a woman feels sorry for a man due to certain misfortunes or troubles and sleeps with him to help him feel better.She feels she can save him,even though for a minute..or two,max five!

1.He had been dumped by his girlfriend and lost his job on the same day so she got the Jesus Syndrome and gave him some.

2.Guy: (over the phone) Hi there.Will you come over tonight for some more loving

Chic:Dude like I told you the last 15 nights you've called,hell no! What we had last time was Jesus Syndrome. You've got a prosthetic leg now so you can walk again.I'm cured,stop calling me!

Guy: Bitch!

Chic:*hangs up*

by EricKay (credit to Nyambura) August 13, 2009