February 16 is the National throw a car battery in the ocean day. If February 16 happens to be your friends birthday, you have to help him throw a car battery in the ocean.
Birthday boy/girl: yo it's my birthday bro
Friend: oh shit, it's February 16th so we gotta throw a car battery in the ocean.
Birthday boy/girl: No doubt, let's get this shit!
Friend: oh shit, it's February 16th so we gotta throw a car battery in the ocean.
Birthday boy/girl: No doubt, let's get this shit!
by Not.Zivan November 24, 2021
Get the February 16mug. February 20th: hey can i get a piggy back ride?
tall friend: no
February 20th: but its national piggy back ride day
tall friend: no
February 20th: but its national piggy back ride day
by February 20th May 12, 2022
Get the February 20thmug. Boy: Hey will you go out with me?
Crush: ew no why would I wanna go out with you?
Boy: Because it’s February 5th you cant say no!
Crush: ew no why would I wanna go out with you?
Boy: Because it’s February 5th you cant say no!
by February 5th February 4, 2022
Get the February 5thmug. me: hey it’s February 17th
him: OH!! it’s national give a girl head day!
me: yeah… am i gonna get some?
him: fuck yeahhh!
him: OH!! it’s national give a girl head day!
me: yeah… am i gonna get some?
him: fuck yeahhh!
by thatbitch333 February 12, 2023
Get the February 17mug. by noahkahan February 5, 2024
Get the february 5mug. by blablablablablablabla000000000 February 26, 2025
Get the 27 February 2005mug. February 22nd, national send a titty pic day.
Anyone who receives this must supply a titty pic within 24 hours
Anyone who receives this must supply a titty pic within 24 hours
A: hey B, you know what day it is?
B: no clue, tell me
A: it’s February 22nd, national send a titty pic day
B: oh shit, guess I gotta send one
B: no clue, tell me
A: it’s February 22nd, national send a titty pic day
B: oh shit, guess I gotta send one
by GoogleAnalytics February 22, 2025
Get the February 22ndmug.