kettle effect

knowing something will happen but not knowing when.

A watched kettle takes longer to boil...

The kettle effect

The kettle effect is driving me mad, when will I get my new contract

by Camo Clown April 3, 2018

The Vienna effect

N/noun

The effect of an area that has less attractive people. It forces you to lower or change your standards.
This effect was first discovered in vienna va

Person 1: Look at her, she’s at least a 9
Person 2: that’s the Vienna effect she’s a 5

by Pit May 17, 2018

virgin effect

When a women believes she’s in love with the guy who she lost her virginity to and never leaves them alone even after they break up

she doesn’t even know you exist as a man.. she’s under the virgin effect

by Virgin effect May 26, 2018

the stepfather effect

When one party works hard to build something and another party steps in at the last minute to finish the job and claim the work as their own.

Franchise used the stepfather effect to receive full credit for work he did not do by himself.

by Franchise01 April 22, 2018

The Floaty Effect

When a girl floats whilst underwater-fucking to get into a prime position that is otherwise impossible out of water.

Jasmine was too short to bend over, so we fucked in the pool and the floaty effect made up for it

by 6th hour geometry January 10, 2018

minecraft effect

The over saturation of a media franchise so extreme, that potential fans are dissuaded from enjoying the franchise simply because of the behavior of its fans.

"Five Nights At Freddy's is really suffering from the minecraft effect now. The fanbase ruined it for me!"

by fuckaduckyduck May 3, 2018

The Farley Effect

When a sheep (or person who blindly let's the world think for them) goes into denial from a challenged worldview based on fact.

Did you see how Jan got when Jake told her that American's committed mass genocide on Indians? She had The Farley Effect!

by Maynone October 17, 2017