Canadian detox

The art of drilling a hole in a Canadian maple tree and using maple syrup as lube to fuck it.

Me: “Hey Ben I heard you broke your phone on Tuesday”
Ben: “Yeah but I’m on my Canadian detox era and I’ve never felt better”

by AbandonedPenguin November 30, 2024

Canadian Lampshade

When a uncircumcised man puts his foreskin around a lightbulb cums on it takes it out then sticks it in his own asshole.

Yesterday I saw Luis give himself a canadian lampshade

by CP master December 8, 2024

Canadian Cowboy Hat

A Canadian Cowboy Hat is when you when you wear some who just gave birth's placenta as a hat.

I did a Canadian Cowboy Hat when my wife gave birth to out first-born.

by POROMONHATER1 December 11, 2024

Canadian Masturbation

Masturbation but Canadian, much like Balkan rage.

Guy 1: "Yo Eric just did Canadian Masturbation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, he's from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, right?"
Guy 3: "That's why its Canadian masturbation and not normal masturbation!"

by Jonathan Werd December 23, 2024

Canadian Polar Bear Dipping

To fuck polar bear poo because its warm and safer than trying to fuck a bear

"Yo bro I just tried Canadian Polar Bear Dipping yesterday"
"Those who know bro"

by ManSquintingAtASheetOfPaper January 13, 2025

Canadian Special

The act of pouring maple syrup (room temp or warmed) onto a man’s nutsack and proceeding to do with which the user pleases

Friend 1: “Hey, I heard you guys used my maple syrup”
Friend 2: “yea, she totally gave me the Canadian Special”
Friend 1: “oh…”

by Nutblaster69069 February 2, 2025

Canadian nerf dart

Wait for a moose to shit cover it in maple syrup then freeze it and then peg your partner with it as an attachment to a dildo for extra pleasure

I just gave my partner a Canadian nerf dart

by Uhfjdbdj January 19, 2026