When a girl is dying to give you some head but you just aren't in the mood for it -- you ask her for a brain check.
Tim: Vicky really wanted to give me a blow job last night...
Ryan: So did she?
Tim: Nah, I had just hooked up with her room mate, so I asked her for a brain check.
Ryan: So did she?
Tim: Nah, I had just hooked up with her room mate, so I asked her for a brain check.
by J Ganthier August 18, 2008
1. An uniformed voter who simply votes for the politician who promises to redistribute the most wealth.
2. There is one undeniable truth, Children will Always give you a Liberal answer to a political questions.
-Hence Baby Brain-
2. There is one undeniable truth, Children will Always give you a Liberal answer to a political questions.
-Hence Baby Brain-
Derrick: Hey man, why on earth are all of these people in love with Obama. Don't they know he is going to increase taxes and hurt the economy?
Chase: Yeah but he keeps promising to buy them stuff with all that stolen wealth!
Lauren: Just a bunch of baby brains...
Chase: Yeah but he keeps promising to buy them stuff with all that stolen wealth!
Lauren: Just a bunch of baby brains...
by Rooster Veno February 01, 2013
The confused state of having brains on your face, possibly due to a horrific disease or wounds to ones skull or to the skulls of others.
person 1:you so ugly you look like you have face brains.
or
brains splattering on your head as a result of a gunshot or unspecified wound.
or
brains splattering on your head as a result of a gunshot or unspecified wound.
by gnus child June 02, 2005
To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.
Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.
by dnptyf November 13, 2016
by Batmans-sexy-self August 29, 2015
When a person has all the smartical particals and just comes up but the best and often most logical answer to a predicament.
by Gregggyboii September 10, 2020
Prolonged exposure to someone else's brain damage to the point a small part of their brain damage causes negative effects to those witnessing their behavior.
by Mattdiction July 23, 2021