biscuit

1.the best dog name in the entire history of the world!
2. LIFE!
3. the cutest dog you will ever meet... show-dog potential.

i got myself a biscuit yesterday

by biscuitislife December 17, 2008

Butter my butt and call me a biscuit

When a guy cums and wipes it on his girls ass and her ass is warm from smashing she says butter my butt and call me a biscuit

Last night I told Timmy to butter my butt and call me a biscuit

by Hehehe🔥 June 30, 2018

biscuit bitch

Noun: A name given to an individual who posts a series of photos consecutively during a short period of time from the same location, event, venue, or trip/outing.

Omg, this fool right here on Instagram posting all these pictures. He's such a biscuit bitch!

by Rich Nice October 16, 2017

biscuitish

"Biscuitish" is a post-millenial term that is a substitute for many of the so-called millenial terms such as bae, woke and lit. It is pronounced biss-quit-ish.

Remember the old days when millenial pink was biscuitish?

by predictorOfPredicators October 23, 2017

blowing biscuits

Irrefutably contradicting Chuck Norris. Also, flatulating, passing gas, farting

"Every time 'Walker, Texas Ranger' comes on teevee, my dog starts blowing biscuits!"

by Batlips October 26, 2013

Whisker Biscuit

A cocktail consisting of 50% Jager, 50% Hot 100.

Damn it's cold, pass me that flask of Whisker Biscuit.

by frogCheeseburger June 24, 2015

Jizz Biscuit

A white man who eats jizz and likes it almost like gravy goes with a biscuit.

Get the fuck away from me you Jizz Biscuit.

by THe File Cabinet that Kils you October 24, 2018