Piasa Bird 

The Piasa Bird was a misunderstood mythical monster that is currently the mayor of Alton, Illinois. This creature has often had the stigma of being vicious due to Native American folklore, but in reality this could not be further from the truth. Recent historical and archeological evidence points to this creature as being one of the kindest and most generous of friends to humanity. Recent excavations show that the Piasa Bird was half bird, half fish, half reptile, and half mammal. It weighed over 300 tons. It had deer-like horns, HUGE wings, fire-breathing nostrils, talons the size of small yellow school busses, a socratesesque beard, a 75 meter long tail, and vampire fangs. Although these characteristics may come off as being those of a blood-thirsty beast that is not the case- the Piasa Bird was in fact the Native American equivalent of Santa Clause.

The chief went on top of the bluff only to find his 2 year-old daughter playing patty-cake patty-cake with the Piasa Bird.

Piasa Bird by Rovert Luap October 3, 2009

Big Bird

The feathered paedophile from seasame st. Often seen lurking in playgrounds

Elmo: hey big bird how are you today?
Big bird: not great because i haven't molested any children today.

Big Bird by chaz13123 February 28, 2009

Sissified tweety bird 

A person who thinks they are all that, but truly they are afraid of living life to its fullest, so instead blame everyone around them for their short-comings in life.

I was told he broke up with her because she wasn't like me, never mind it was probably all on him due to the drinking, he is such a Sissified tweety bird.

Sissified tweety bird by tazz4vr August 8, 2008

The Bird 

The Word

Me: "Have you heard?"
You: "Heard what?"
Me: "The word"
You: "What word?"
Me: "The Bird"
You: "Wuh?"
Me: "The Bird IS the Word!!"

The Bird by Don't Worry About It...... May 17, 2009

Mother bird 

The act of spitting the jizz from a prior blowjob back into the guys mouth.

After giving oral sex and the male has ejaculated into ones mouth, the person has to pretend to sallow but quickly leans in for a kiss and spits the semen into the male's mouth, therefore coining the name Mother Bird.

"Dude, I heard you broke up with Larissa"
"yeah, bro"
"Why?"
"She gave me the fucking mother bird!"

"Dad, why does your breath smell?"
"Your uncle just gave me the mother bird"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Mother bird by nuudles February 1, 2010

Baby Bird

A very small penis with a lot of pubes around it to where it barely pokes out; this resembles a baby bird in a nest.

Paul: So how was last night susan?

Susan: Disappointing... I think I got second hand crotch itch from Jacob's little baby bird.

Baby Bird by 33337333 March 3, 2009

big bird

a twat that always has her legs open for everyone

"god did you see hollie pullin a big bird"

big bird by TeeJ Tourettez October 6, 2009