Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.

“Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.

by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025

Skibidi Toilet

The YouTube shorts series made by DaFuqBoom which has an audience and fanbase of pre-birth to 11 year olds that makes me want to commit not live.

Skibidi Kid (Fetus): Skibidi Toilet dop dop yes yes

Me: Ahh fucking hell.

by Random person in random place February 4, 2024

backpack toilet paper

a derogatory term used when someone intends to inflict pain upon someone else.

you didn't just steal my sh*t! you backpack toilet paper!

by yessireeeeee October 21, 2013

bubbling toilet

A rare phenomenon that occurs when you take a stool softener and a laxative at the same time turning your fecal matter into lava

Bro I just took a laxative and a stool softener and now there is a bubbling toilet bowl n the bath room

by Blackhammer1992 October 29, 2017

Toilet-roulette

A game that you many times are forced to play when visiting certain institutions and public places.

Takes place whenever you're in the need of toilet facilities and are
a) entering a booth or
b) raising a toilet seat cover.

You loose in toilet-roulette if the toilet is blocked and full of yuk.

The chances for loosing in toilet-roulette are usually lower in the morning, and increases for every opening hour. In extreme cases the odds for loosing are above 9/10.

A: Hey girl. You'll keep the table for us, while I'm getting some lunch?
B: Agh. Fuck it. You can have my lunch bag. I was suppose to take a quick wee before I met you, but lost toilet-roulette 7 times, and now I'm too disgraced to eat my lunch.

by CBS-student for better toilets December 7, 2011

Skibidi toilet

My love goes out to Skibidi toilet

I physically recoil out of disgust when people tell me Skibidi toilet isn't the best YouTube sereis alive. Skibidi Toilet has changed my life for the good. Every time I watch Skibidi toilet, I feel there is a deep personal connection that NOBODY else can understand. It's like the skibidi's gets me and understands my struggle of gettin it out the mud. Skibidi Toilet, only I call it that, has shown me love more than my friends. I will always cherish, love, and embrace Skibidi Toilet for its amazing talent. I love skibidi toilet so much No other fan has the love I have for skibidi toilet. My devotion is unmatched. Never would I betray or slander skibidi toilet. I love it more than myself. skibidi toilet is the reason I breathe, I sleep, I eat. Everything I do has skibidi toilet behind it. Without it, I am nothing. I am an empty vessel moving through space and time without purpose. Skibidi toilet rejuvenates me. I love you, skibidi. I really do.

by James R. Crowe March 22, 2024

Only in Ohio Sigma Skibidi Toilet Sigma

Gen Alpha brainrot

(Video posted by @zacharyanimepoggers on tiktok)

Person 1: Only in Ohio Sigma Skibidi Toilet Sigma

Person 2: This kid has skibidi toilet syndrome

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by Sigma Skibidi Edgemaxxer February 10, 2024