This phenomenon occurs when one is in the process of defecating. In order to occur, the fecal flux must be a single, uninterrupted outflow, creating a log of such magnitude that the stool reaches the bottom of the bowl before being released. Once this delicate equilibrium is broken, the crap proceeds to fall forwards, gently tickling the underside of your testicular sac, leaving a brown deposit in its wake. This rare occurrence is known as the "brown bag".
by flapdoodle13 August 4, 2010
Get the Brown Bag mug.That girl took my baw bag in her mouth and started humming the Star Spangled Banner. It was a little bit money.
by Mark Morgan January 23, 2005
Get the baw bag mug.a coin-purse like sack that is affixed around the penis and testicles by a drawstring. the warmth and softness offer functionality, comfort and style. most commonly fabricated from the softest materials known to man... toddler scalps.
man, this goodie bag is more comfortable than dipping my balls in room temperature pudding while watching a nature show.
by doc cq March 31, 2009
Get the goodie bag mug.A phrase that an asshole of a teacher uses when they catch a student texting with their phone hiding in their bag. This said teacher can normally be found teaching Chemistry.
Mr. Halliday took away my phone because he caught me “phone-bagging”
I only phone-bag because all the teacher does is talk about how we should drop out
I only phone-bag because all the teacher does is talk about how we should drop out
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Get the deutsch bag mug.Another word for a male's preejaculate, or "pre-cum." A woman will use the appearance of a man's Bag Balm as a green light in giving him oral sex. The Bag Balm is epecially helpful in the dark, when grazing your fingers over the head of a man's penis and feeling the slippery ejaculate between her fingertips, much like a grochery employee uses when bagging up shopping items.
"When I was hooking up with Jimmy last night, I reached down and felt his Bag Balm, so I proceeded to give him oral"
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2: An extremely annoying nerd who says "OMG" all the time.
2: An extremely annoying nerd who says "OMG" all the time.
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