I finally pulled off Mary's panties only to discover she has a gigantic speed bag. I proceeded to get my boxing workout done while simultaneously pleasuring her.
by Jack Dawson December 23, 2007
Get the speed bag mug.That girl took my baw bag in her mouth and started humming the Star Spangled Banner. It was a little bit money.
by Mark Morgan January 23, 2005
Get the baw bag mug.a coin-purse like sack that is affixed around the penis and testicles by a drawstring. the warmth and softness offer functionality, comfort and style. most commonly fabricated from the softest materials known to man... toddler scalps.
man, this goodie bag is more comfortable than dipping my balls in room temperature pudding while watching a nature show.
by doc cq March 31, 2009
Get the goodie bag mug.A phrase that an asshole of a teacher uses when they catch a student texting with their phone hiding in their bag. This said teacher can normally be found teaching Chemistry.
Mr. Halliday took away my phone because he caught me “phone-bagging”
I only phone-bag because all the teacher does is talk about how we should drop out
I only phone-bag because all the teacher does is talk about how we should drop out
by VonSteuben January 8, 2018
Get the phone-bagging mug.by Westley E November 6, 2007
Get the deutsch bag mug.To be wasted beyond belief where you are in need of a hospital but your friends are too drunk to drive you there. The chances are in the morning you will have the hangovers of hangovers.
"Last night we were so brown bagged that Abel cut kevins finger while trying to duct tape adam to the wall like jesus"
by BrownBagged March 14, 2010
Get the Brown Bagged mug.1: An extremely annoying twerp who made my write this fucking thing so I can warn the world about the coming doom.
2: An extremely annoying nerd who says "OMG" all the time.
2: An extremely annoying nerd who says "OMG" all the time.
by w00t123 May 11, 2010
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