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CAptian Asshole

He is most likely the biggest asshole you know and os the capian of all assholes, hence the name but who knows maybe he has a soft side and is just using tough love.
Person 1: Hey look it's captian asshole. Person 2: who, Andrew? Person 1: yep that's captian asshole
by SugarScruber November 10, 2022
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Asshole

The people that came up with the idea that Kenji and Brooklyn should end up together in camp cretaceous season 4
Netflix: Kenji and Brooklyn get in a relationship
Half of the entire fan base: Your an asshole
by Dudeman093u4 December 10, 2021
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Asshole melter

The steamiest, hottest, most painful shit that causes your asshole to burn for a few minutes after
“Bro my ass is so sore”
What the hell happend?!”
“I just had an Asshole Melter”
by CuppaDoe June 12, 2024
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Asshole

everyone was defining the word "asshole" as people who are being assholes, I'm going to define THE asshole.

the g spot, in males and females.
also, a magical place that makes you feel good.
"yo dude, your asshole is so tight!"
"no homo though lol"
by aaaqqqqqaaaaaa October 15, 2023
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Finger out of asshole

Telling someone to stop doing shit and get on with their task.
Teacher: Finger out of asshole, finish your worksheet, or no recess for you.
Student: ...?
by Mr Confident July 12, 2016
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proactive asshole

1. Someone who wishes to be a smartass that no one wants to acknowledge
2. Someone when given an important task wants to be fussy and give you a lot of attitude
3. Most politicians when they start talking
Becky, I don't need you to be a proactive asshole. Please just take the trash out.

When Senator Peachfuzz started talking to the crowd, there was a groan from the audience. One person said: "Well at least he's being a proactive asshole about it and just piss everybody off and one time.
by Sigma Rigel August 8, 2022
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golden asshole

Possessing the ability to not shit your brains after eating Chipotle, Taco Bell, (insert chain Mexican restaurant here), etc.
Toscano, you must have a golden asshole if you don't shit after eating Chipotle
by 21216921 January 24, 2017
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