He is most likely the biggest asshole you know and os the capian of all assholes, hence the name but who knows maybe he has a soft side and is just using tough love.
Person 1: Hey look it's captian asshole. Person 2: who, Andrew? Person 1: yep that's captian asshole
by SugarScruber November 10, 2022

The people that came up with the idea that Kenji and Brooklyn should end up together in camp cretaceous season 4
by Dudeman093u4 December 10, 2021

by CuppaDoe June 12, 2024

everyone was defining the word "asshole" as people who are being assholes, I'm going to define THE asshole.
the g spot, in males and females.
also, a magical place that makes you feel good.
the g spot, in males and females.
also, a magical place that makes you feel good.
by aaaqqqqqaaaaaa October 15, 2023

by Mr Confident July 12, 2016

1. Someone who wishes to be a smartass that no one wants to acknowledge
2. Someone when given an important task wants to be fussy and give you a lot of attitude
3. Most politicians when they start talking
2. Someone when given an important task wants to be fussy and give you a lot of attitude
3. Most politicians when they start talking
Becky, I don't need you to be a proactive asshole. Please just take the trash out.
When Senator Peachfuzz started talking to the crowd, there was a groan from the audience. One person said: "Well at least he's being a proactive asshole about it and just piss everybody off and one time.
When Senator Peachfuzz started talking to the crowd, there was a groan from the audience. One person said: "Well at least he's being a proactive asshole about it and just piss everybody off and one time.
by Sigma Rigel August 8, 2022

Possessing the ability to not shit your brains after eating Chipotle, Taco Bell, (insert chain Mexican restaurant here), etc.
by 21216921 January 24, 2017
