Prude as a Turkey

Because turkeys only lay eggs during mating season, this is why they don't sell them in stores!

Else: ahhh shes as 'prude as a turkey, shall we go to a rahmen class i?

by TurkeyRahmen November 21, 2019

Gay as a Lord

A term used by the working class to describe a very gay person

“Is that Christopher Biggins gay?”
“He’s as gay as a Lord!”

by Redbaron February 19, 2020

Pretty as a power plant

Visual beauty consistent with conventional norms, highlighted by a degree of skill, technological sophistication, or knowledge, encountered in a context usually not associated with beauty or attractiveness. Originally pertaining to the Aurora microreactor.

That dude who won the science fair is really hot!
- Yeah, he's pretty as a power plant

by SMRU238 March 25, 2020

Pissed as a Newt

When someone’s had one too many Guinness’

Oh that Ethan, he is pissed as a newt

by GreatcrestedNewt June 7, 2020

rude as a bude

To be as rude as possible.

Omg Ed just walked in on me in the toilet he is rude as a bude!!

by Tomadango August 13, 2020

Sober as a judge

When you’re doing drugs or drinking but have to act sober.

I was on a date yesterday sober as a judge.

by Jakeyyy666 September 8, 2020

Warm as a peach

when the weather outside is fairly warm, but not too hot

Ben: "Hey Sarah, it's warm as a peach outside today!"
Sarah: "Is that a real phrase?"

by PeachWarmer September 10, 2020