turtle-head

Turtle-Head is when you are holding in a turd for so long you can feel the poop poking out of your butt like how a turtle pokes its head of of its shell.

"oh no" john said to himself during the meeting, "I can feel the turtle-head!"

by Keanu CHEESE July 19, 2020

Turtle head

A crap that starts to win the fight.

Hurry up Dave I got a turtle head poking out

by D_Train August 15, 2019

Turtle shot

When an uncircumcised guy makes a shot glass out of his foreskin and pours a shot for his mate to enjoy.

Nando gave that stripper a turtle shot!!!

by Dj Rob1984 December 20, 2024

turtle-backing

When you throw a pie-tin full of whipped cream at someone’s back and it sticks to their back like a turtle shell.

“Wow, Elijah just got done turtle-backing Jeremy!”

by Educated_Scholar21301 August 23, 2019

Caramel Turtle

The trademark of grandmothers everywhere. Sweet, chewy, and hard to eat with braces. Needs several napkins for consumption, as it's so delicious, it causes massive amounts of drool. Very fattening.

Jinny: Poor Leona couldn't fit into her expensive homecoming dress!

Kimmi: Guess she ate too many caramel turtles.

by Elsbethromeo September 15, 2009

turtle perv

A pervert that loves turtles. Especially infant turtles the bloody pedo

"OMG HE'S SUCH A TURTLE PERV!"
"I KNOW DID YOU SEE HOW HE WAS LOOKING AT SQUIRT DURING NEMO??"

by Duck perv February 15, 2021

turtle herd

A group of total baddasses that only do original things and influence others to do the badass shit too. Three hot ass guy accompanied by three hot ass girls.

The turtle herd is so baddass I wanna be in it but I'm not hot or original!

by Turtleherd July 08, 2014