Three Woods

A group of men, specifically studs. With huge, massive rods. Get every single chick dripping wet. One member is known as being a “pussy hound
Wow, the three woods are so fucking hot! Stacey fucked ALL of them multiple times. Especially that one, PUSSY HOUND!
by Pussy hound July 11, 2022
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Connor Wood

Knucklehead Fucking 32 teeth He is smiling like a fool Partying like bitches 7/24 cause he is an unemployed loser.

Fucking wannabe ugly little fake ass
A:"Here comes this idiot again"
B: " Who?"
C:" Connor Wood"
A: "Some cheesy wannabe bitch I don't want to be in the same place let's get outta here."
by cinidrot May 13, 2022
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wood walker

A woman who gives a man an erection/ wood,

And then Walks away!
Wood Walker . A

person that gets a man aroused/ wood .Then Walks away!
A cock tease.
by Gridn308 January 06, 2024
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Wood stain

by LighLigh February 24, 2022
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Hotel in the Woods

A euphemism to mean a brothel or whorehouse. Hotel in the Woods comes from the concept of cheap motels that are for rent by the hour and usually found in rural locations such as the woods since prostitutes and drug dealers have to stay away from the police.

Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.

Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
“My crazy grandpa tried to sell me to a Hotel in the Woods in Romania when I was 16. Luckily my family rescued me”

“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”

Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore”

Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
by Sparkle Swallows April 18, 2022
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no wood on our wood

If you have a penis you cannot dance on the bar.
Male Rando: Can I get up there?

Employee: Sorry, no wood on our wood.
by Procurer of Potatoes April 04, 2023
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chase wood

definition 1: someone who is denying being gay. definition 2: an absolute chad with humongous steel balls. chase wood is someone great at everything. legends say that he beat melania fists only, hitless on rune level 1.
definition 1: hugo is so zesty. hes acting like chase wood. definition 2: omg i just got an ace. i am litterly chase wood
by peter hans September 24, 2023
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