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The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?
A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025
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lesley woods

Beautifle
Kind
Mother
Loveing
Scouser
Legend
Dont mess around with Lesley woods she's truly powerful
by X_Beautifle_Madisyn_X May 16, 2018
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morning wood energy

Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.
Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.
by bextra December 15, 2020
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Playing like Tiger Woods

If you are playing terrible golf, as of late, as in putting horribly or shanking your drive, hitting it in the rough, then you must be really playing bad golf. Add to that effect, you are deep in the trenches trying to get out. This may also apply to hitting the baseball (average is down) or jump shot is "bricking."
Yeh, my golf game has been in the dump...I'm like playing like Tiger Woods.
by Go8ball August 11, 2010
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chapstick wood sandwich

After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.
After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.
by DontUseMyRealName69 June 9, 2016
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fanta wood

The joke is you're Fanta stick, but if they're very slow they'll think it's fanta wood. Just laugh at them.
You think I'm fanta wood?

What..?
OHHHHHHH. FANTASTIC. MAKES SENSE NOW!
by Meme Overlord July 17, 2016
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wood bee

Woodbee is the term for a girl who is about to be wed to a boy.

The female who is being married to a boy is referred to as a woodbee.
Technically same as fiancee.
Man:- why are you not attending my call, girl:-i am not interested.
Man:- look, you're my wood bee, don't forget that.
by NezukoCHA June 9, 2023
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