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Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.
Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron
by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011
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Fourth of July Waffles

a sexually transmitted disease. Comes from the term waffle, for vagina.
I have to go to Planned Parenthood to get some cream...I've got major Fourth of July Waffles.
by vanessasarah13 October 10, 2011
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Trim the waffle

To cut down on useless rambling information included in an essay or written submission after you exceed the required word limit
I've finally finished this ridiculous essay for my World Music module! All I need to do now is trim the waffle and submit it.
by Rubylulu May 17, 2023
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Roscoe's House of Chicken 'N Waffles

an American soul food restaurant chain that operates seven locations in the Los Angeles metropolitan area
On March 29, 2016, Roscoe's House of Chicken 'N Waffles filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy
by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023
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Waffling

"what is blud waffling about?"
by lunariaaah May 20, 2023
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Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)
"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"
by free cheese June 1, 2023
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Nigerian waffle iron

A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich
Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron
by The big mamma t June 10, 2023
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