chilly willy

when you pour liquid nitrogen into a girls asshole so it freezes

i gave marley a chilly willy last night

by bigshlongdaddy123 April 22, 2024

Willie

Willie is a good man at heart but unfortunately makes poor decisions. If you find yourself attracted to a Willie, please hold tight and bunker down for the emotional rollercoaster you're about to embark on. If you show this man attention he will indeed mess with you as he messes with everybody who gives him the time of day. He will drain your energy and steal your heart with his narcissistic ways.

Willie is a narcissist.

by Kaitlyn D. November 22, 2023

Willy Jeffy

To use a rolled up cigar of tobacco or marijuana in a sexual act to penetrate the vagina or anus, then light it in your mouth.

Man, I heard he pulled a Willy Jeffy on his secretary.

by Disobiwan April 14, 2021

willy wonka method

A method used when you need quick improvement: you take a break and go wonk your willy, and come back stronger than ever.

Patrick was getting his ass beat in ranked, so he used the willy wonka method and demolished the competition.

Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.

by Morten Kosher Salt October 27, 2023

Willy badge

When a white man beats up a black man and takes his license as a trophy.

Back in the day I’d hit the bars and collect Willy badges.

by N9NE January 19, 2024

Willies

case of the convulsive shivers that men experience when hit on by a creepy girl.

Ben got hit by a case of the willies when the ugly waiter at hooters walked away.

by bigbubba14 May 16, 2018

willy bruises

Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat

Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!

by Dwreck November 14, 2018