Virgin

Generally people named Alan

Alan will always be a virgin because he looks like Gary glitter

by Megatron shagger December 18, 2021

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gabe ades

did you see that virgin, gabe ades

by gabe ade's dad October 29, 2020

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theoretical virgin

Someone who has been asked or was going to have sex for their first time but one way or another didn't. Also refer to cock-blocked.

1. Me and Amy were gonna have sex for the first time, at her party but then the cops came and ruined my chance.

2. George: So did you finally get laid?

Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to

George: Damn that sucks.

Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.

by 1unluckyguy September 20, 2009

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Creampie Virgin

Someone who has never had a guy cum inside of them before.

Friend #1: We finally had sex and she let me finish inside her!

Friend #2: She’s definitely not a creampie virgin anymore bro!

by JFC96 April 4, 2025

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Virgin

People who play League of Legends.

1: Hey Stevenn, did you have sex this weekend?
2: nah man, I did something even better. Play League of Legends!
1: literally get bitches you pathetic virgin.

by Firebirb November 27, 2022

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