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Trolls Never Die 

A corollary of Murphy's Law that suggests that terrible people cannot succeed in destroying themselves however hard they try. Evidenced by the inevitable survival of the drunk driver who wipes out an entire family on their way home from Sunday morning services. It is the inverse of nice people getting cancer.
A family riding in a mini-van was struck head-on allegedly by an illegal alien, who was found to have a blood-alcohol content of more than two and a half times the legal limit, police documents show. The three occupants of the mini-van were pronounced dead on the scene by paramedics. Mr. Horhay Beaner only suffered minor bruises and abrasions and was treated at a near by hospital. Yet another example of how "TROLLS NEVER DIE."
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nodus tollen 

the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore
She was feeling nodus tollen when her crush asked someone else to prom
nodus tollen by Htraub March 21, 2017
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Yahoo Answers Trolls

A Yahoo Answer trolls is usually someone who enjoys to annoy everyone else on Yahoo Answers (but some aren't like that). The Yahoo Answers Trolls are usually found in the Polls & Surveys category but they sometimes venture into other categories. But there are many types of Yahoo Answers Trolls.
The Scroll Troll: A troll who loves to create an incredibly long answer so you cannot see the other answers without scrolling down the screen for at least 5 minutes. The smart thing to do when you see a scroll troll is to thumb them down.
The Reporter Trolls: Reports innocent questions and answers that are not angianst the community guidelines just for fun.
Spam Troll: A troll who always asks the same question or always answers with the same answer.
Funny Trolls: Trolls that make the Yahoo Answers users laugh. Unlike the other trolls, these trolls are actually liked by most of the Yahoo users.
Person 1: Do you go on Yahoo Answers?
Person 2: Yea, but its invaded with trolls!
Person 1: That sucks
Person 2: I know! Yahoo Answers Trolls are so annoying!

Trolled My Fandom 

When a television, literature, movie, or anime/manga series goes so far off the rails that it's almost as if the creator is trolling internet fansites, hungry for ideas.

Se also Jump The Shark
Magnificent Bastardo just killed his trusted lackey for failing him in a game of hop-skotch? Corporal FlameHappy has a soft spot for kittens? The hero's mother was a SHEEP!?

Damn you! *Authors Name* has Trolled My Fandom!

trollette 

The female counterpart of a male troll.
That trollette actually wore Amy's shirt and complained about how tight it is around the chest.
trollette by Regola2 January 20, 2011

Trollestia 

1. The beleif that Princess Celestia is, in fact, secretly either a tyrant or a troll.

2. The brony equivelant of trollface
I personally think that the whole "Trollestia" thing is an elaborate ruse started by her younger sibling, Princess Luna as a form of revenge for trapping her in the moon for 1000 years, but...yea...
Trollestia by Ponky Poo June 23, 2011

feeding the trolls 

When you reply to a troll or group of trolls on the internet, usually angrily and while showing signs of being offended.

When you do this, you give the trolls the attention that they crave. You're responding in the way that the troll wants you to respond. You get upset over something that someone posted on the internet.

There are many trolls on this site. Please don't feed the trolls. Send their "definitions" to Quality Control and then ignore them.
J.B. is a poster who kept feeding the trolls over minor issues. Now the trolls run rampant with his username because J.B. kept giving them the attention they wanted.
feeding the trolls by radium December 6, 2004