That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.
by J_tits November 11, 2011
The most fatest thing alive also know to be the biggest slag. They have tree trunk thighs and has a belly like a whale, this is why they are called tree trunk whales.
Look at that tree trunk whale
by Sub to Finnuz123 August 24, 2017
A woman bends over and hugs a tree in the woods, preparing to engage in doggy-style sex outdoors in a forested area.
First, I joined the Milehigh club and now I’m a tree huggerr.
While walking in the forest, I jokingly referred to myself as a “tree huggerr” as I bent over to hug a tree, preparing for spontaneous outdoor sex.
While walking in the forest, I jokingly referred to myself as a “tree huggerr” as I bent over to hug a tree, preparing for spontaneous outdoor sex.
by Tony T-shirt May 09, 2025
Hey Johns gonna go tree chicken popping. I hope it doesn't explode too much so we can gobble it open later.
by Rehawse October 13, 2019
by Ya Boi **@#&$ *@#*$&#!@&@. @#! March 30, 2020
by Me.MooCow June 04, 2017
A song by Marty Robbins. It tells of a man who was looking for gold and almost got hung but survived and walked away from the hanging tree with his true love. Not to be confused with the hanging tree from the hunger games. This song is leagues better that that one.
by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021