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turkey basted

noun: turkey basted
In the same manner in which a real turkey is basted. You dip the baster into the back end of the turkey as a starting point and draw up the rich, warm broth. And then you pull out the baster and you spread the brothy, gravy-like liberally over the turkey. This process is repeated dozens of times until satisfaction is achieved by the hands holding the baster. So the woman is belly-down, on all fours, is wearing white ankle socks, and has to have her legs crossed and back is arched and she typically would have a small piece of fruit in her mouth the whole time. The act of: As men as two dozen men gather around the woman (as described above) and by fuck’n her in the ass and Masterbating until each man sprays his wad all over her body
“I’m waiting to see if Kim Kardashian leaks a video of Kim getting a turkey basted for herself and sister.”
by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021
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Torkel

The culture/group of people who follow "Torkel Moment" also known as "Sons Of Torkel" or "Agents Of Torkel"
That guys definitely a Torkel did you see that Torkel Moment he just did!
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Turkey Taint

That one thing on a turkeys neck that looks like a taint.
"Yo did you see that turkey taint bouncing at full compacity???"
"wtf"
by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022
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Turkey Taint

That one red dangly thing on a turkeys neck.
"Yo did you see that jiggly turkey taint???"
"wtf"
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Turkey Gizzer

One who "jizzes" on Turkeys
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Turkey

A woman who has had a heinous amount of work done and runs around town, events, or parties.
Did you see all the turkeys at the Open Friday??”
by Hehehe91 February 11, 2022
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Turkey

A term that people in the urban areas of Philadelphia use to either describe a female with a fat butt or describe a person who’s scary.
Ex 1: “She got a turkey” or “Her shit turkey
Ex 2: “Yb a whole turkey” or “He not like that he turkey fr”
by Ijustbebored February 13, 2022
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