Cow

An adult female bovine. A cow has her breasts on her crotch. Cows are kept for their milk or meat.

I have some cows on the farm, would you like to see them?

by the random. January 3, 2022

Cow Tipping

The act of paying off a hot chicks fat home girl so she'll stop cockblocking.

"Bro did you bang that fine ass blonde from the club last week"?

"Had to do some cow Tipping first but yeah knocked the bottom out of it"
"That's my boy"!! "What'd it cost you" ?
"Shit I smoked a hog leg with that heifer and she was out cold"!
"That's what's up"!

"Knocked it down on top her while she was passed out"!!
"Fucking legend"!!

by Urmainbitchismysidebitch July 22, 2021

Cow Tipping

When you shove her off the while sleeping. When she is stunned, you fuck in her in the ass.

Angie got drunk last night and passed out. Dan went cow tipping on her drunk ass.

by Kazrat March 18, 2022

Cow

Ur mums a sket and ur da is a melt big cow of a whore sleez bag

Ur mrs is a right ole sleezy cow of a whore

by Big boy booby December 14, 2020

Safari cow

A kid in roblox thought I said cows live in safari so now I named him safari cow his username is meepz100

I met a kid in roblox and named him safari cow.

by Ugly rat the first May 14, 2020

Trad-Cow Disease

When a man who values all of the traditional values, but has poor self image or no ability to properly talk to the opposite sex, he will settle for a morbidly obese girl who LARPS as trad. This is mostly found in traditional religious circles, or amongst the cottage-core enthusiasts.

“Dude, what is John doing with her? Yeah she wears a floor length skirt but she’s just a veil whale!”

“He’s got trad-cow disease bro, he’s too far gone.”

by McGumboBabushka December 22, 2025

To cow out of a breakdown

To hyperfixate or rant about cows during a breakdown to the point where the breakdown gets overridden by cow pictures

To Cow Out Of A Breakdown: They had to help him cow out of a breakdown last night, the chat is now filled with cow pictures

by HighlandCows August 4, 2021